Guild Wars Limericks!

Hey folks.. I enjoyed the Guild Wars Haiku ( http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ighlight=haiku ), so I figured why not try out some limericks. Five lines, aabba format, yada yada ( look HERE http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=limericks )

example:

I oft enjoy questing with hench, {a}
As I find that they'll do in a pinch, {a}
I take Aidan and Cynn, {b}
and Devona to win, {b}
But leave Mhenlo warming the bench! {a}

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Once, I joined a PUG squad,
that turned-out to be more than just "odd",
the Warrior hung back,
let the necro attack,
while the monk cast Firestorm (the clod) (true story haha )
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Get to postin' and have fun with it!

Perhaps people don't want to waste time,
sitting around, concocting a rhyme,
They'd much rather farm,
or cause the Charr some harm,
or make a 40% enchant axe (a crime!)

pinch doesnt rhyme with hench and bench

Quote: Originally Posted by Storm Crow

Quote: Originally Posted by The Yoink

There once was a lass named Gwen,
who played with her flute too often,
But when found with lengths of brass,
portruding from her @ss..
All then knew where Stormcaller has been...

LOL

Nice!

Quote: Originally Posted by Storm Crow

There once was a thread on here
Whos death was very near
But then someone posted
And everyone roosted
Over the fact that it was not clear

No not about this one about another one

I once had an icy dragon sword
but I didnt no what they were going for
one guy offered me a lot of gold
and then I yelled SOLD!
now I have 15K armor for everyone to adore

my turn

to the warrior, big and stong
i dedicate tis song
with hammer sword and axe
his enemies he wreks
of magic he notin knows
he prefers 2 crush with the hammer
the backs of his foes
be careful around him
or he may cripple your limb
if theres a char in his way
he just blows it away



peace/out

M

There was was an ol' Monk named Reg,
Who took a most solemn p-ledge,
That when combat began,
T'would be the righteous man,
Who sat it all out in a hedge...

Oh, and that above me is NOT a limerick! Fie!

I think it's high-time for me to confess,
That I've farmed to find the "IDS",
I've done many a run,
and it's no longer fun,
Should I just buy one and have 60k the less?

They say there is a sheild of terror
the mobs that drop it are even scarier
so I go down to the UW
when the warrior gets a drop he says screw you!
hopfully next time I'll fair better

Often when I'm playing a monk
I find myself deep in a funk
for I want to have fun
but I'm on the run
From that little warrior punk.

As a Mesmer I often fare
But I might as well be wasting my air
for however I bray
All groups says "Nay,
for a Monk we are in need of supply!"

Pallies hate my Spitful Spirit Necro
because they're IQ is so low
they attack right through it
and once they realize they blew it
I'm already working on the next foe.

I once brought a son of thunder
to comp arenas over yonder
to test out the build for gvg
much to my glee
It proved to create many corpses thereafter

The Life of a Guild Wars Player

Ohh, slaying them charr, killin them right
Gotta complete this mission, gotta complete it tonight!
Oh, rurik's a swearing, and the furr a flyin'
If I said I wasn't having fun, baby I'd be lying

Ooo, back down the old trail through them shiverpeaks
I've been on the computer so long, I haven't shaved in weeks
I've sat at this computer so long, I have imprints on my cheeks
But that doesn't matter, because I gotta complete this mission so I can eat

Down through Kryta, I rub my chin
Trying hard to stave off those ettin
gotta get to Lion's Arch, to beetletun
before the moon switches places with the sun

Hacking your way through the maguuma jungle
Trying hard not to wobble
Lack of Sleep equals depravation
Maybe it's time for a desert vacation

To the crystal desert we lead
As the sweat dripped from my forehead
One more mission one more victory
then I could head stiffly for the privy

Oh how I wish I were ascended
I would not be daunted!
Elona's Reach has been fun
But I'm destined for the sun

As I loosen my neckwear I glance at the clock
there comes a gentle tap, a knock
Reminding me, again for the fifth chime
My game was on, and it was only half-time....

To be continued...

--The Shim

There once was a monk named Neil
Who did not really like to heal
He would rather smite
With all of his might
All of the undead, with zeal

The "Factions" release we'll soon see,
With thousands planted before the P.C.,
You may be glad
however, I'm sad
'Since I don't have a pre-order key