Your Funniest GW Stories EVAR!!

I am opening this up to people who have experienced something that made them physically and audibly laugh out loud while playing Guild Wars, with which your roommate begins to think you are crazy!

My story::
i got scammed for 200g today...LMAO ROFL LOL!!

How pitiful is that? Some runner was gonna do a run from augury to seekers passage, i was paying half before and half after. As soon as i paid the first half, he logged off. BUHAHAHAHAHHA. WTF would posses a guy to scam a person of 200g in this game? a 12 yr old adolescent who cant quite whipe his own @$$ yet?

i seriously sat there laughing for like 15 minutes straight!! i didnt even bother taking screen shots to report this silliness, why bother? PFftt... man im still laughing... lol my laziness cost me 200g, i redid my skills and just ran meself over there.

*Wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

this Story i had just typed out in another thread, and was thinking how hard i laughed so i also wanna here yall stories!...

Was doing the Killroy quest one time and he went off running, shouting his name. And all of the sudden the other warrior that was with me shouted her name "HHHHHEEEEERRRRRRRR NNNAAAAMMMMEEEE" like that (I forget her name) and went running off after him. I nearly launched soda out of my nose all over keyboard.

whell where to start

I whas doing a mission (divinity coast) with some guildies yust for fun, but when whe entered the swamp everything started to go crappy etc much lag and such when everything whas normal again non of the undead attacked us.

^---- thats not the funny part yet whell whe thought what shall whe do with the undead? dont kill em somebody said i have an idea whell what happened after that whas yust sick ^^

Whe are the Knights of NI why are you trying to go through these swamps?

Whell you know what i mean ^^

Whe replayed the whole holy grail story in that swamp with the undead and such but after 20 minutes everything when laggy again and after that the undead killed us >.<.
But i laughed for 2 hour straight.

A tank in comp arena decided to chase our last surviving player but he fell foul to my barbed trap.
I watched in hysterics as he slowly bled to death, upon the realisation that he never had any healing skills at all.

"Damn traps" soon appeared in the chat channel.

In another instance, my team was doing really badly against the enemy, so i crept away to the bridge and hastily stacked some traps.
My teammates succombed (sp) and the last two enemies, a mesmer and an elementalist gave chase.
I just stood and watched them gloriously get knocked down, conditioned and degened to death almost in an instant because they both crossed the bridge at the same time. Rofl.

VICTORY!

My husband (playing his ranger) and I (can't remember who I was) were doing Riverside with some guildies. Y'know how you can hit the guys at the top of the watchtowers with melee? Well, his bright idea was to set a trap at the door. He sets his trap and promptly TELEPORTS to the top of the tower and is stuck there!

Luckily he just watched over my shoulder to make sure I didn't get lost, our team finished the bonus, then he finally returned to the group after cutscene. He was very frustrated at the time but now it's a funny story.

Funniest thing i've seen today.

I joined a randomly assigned group in Comp arena and we went on to win 28 straight matches with an extrodinarily quirky group. We had a Healer most talented, a Beastmaster with a rabid pet, a Necro who was doing something impressive even if i coudlnt figure out exactly what it was, and Me. Mo/Me 16smite/15 heal. (trying something i'd not tried before)

but thats not the funny bit.

The funny bit was when we got bumped up to fighting non-random teams we ran across 4 IW mesmers and it was a VERY short fight, they ran straight for me and were not disuaded by SOJ (or they wernt smart enough to see it being cast) or B's Aura on top of that, the healer kept me alive and i tossed in a small self heal and they proceeded to splatter themselves on me while the necro and ranger assisted greatly with thier demise. like a 30 second win. So fast we were actually suprised, like, "what? its over?"

Playing team arenas as my ranger, with another friend as his ranger, and 2 others, we were on a roll winning several in a row. One team, we killed all of them, they rezzed well, and I think we killed them all twice. Well, shortly after the victory, a member of the losing team types in frustration, and I quote...

"I HATE THOSE &##!@# RANGERS WITH THEIR PASSION OF PURPLE!!"

Now I have no clue what that means but I find it funny he felt so strongly about it.

That IS funny!

I have two guesses as to the meaning of that one:

a) They meant they hate you because you always target and decimate the mesmer;

b) They needed a new euphemism for “You’re gay” and figured that was close enough but not bad enough to get banned (I hate it when people say “gay” as an insult but that is beside the point).

heh I love that part. Laughted pretty hard when I saw a necro unleash his minions in the same way at the tower.

The funniest event I've been apart of was like my second day of playing when the game came out. My group was doing one of the earlier missions with the Charr - the one in which you need to use the catapult to destroy the groupings of Charr. One player had already done this part and asked that everyone watch him work the catapult so they could learn how. Well we did and he killed the first group. He then tells us to sit still because more Charr are coming. Two of our players (not me) run down their to collect items as the catapult is used to destroy the second grouping of Charr...it hit our two players as well and they were blown into the air. I laughed out loud for at least 15 minutes.

Infusions run
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The whole party runs for infusion (we all agreed on this)
As we are running we are tailed by like 10+ trolls.

We soon run across a bridge and 2-4 members just:

*poof*

We appear inside/under/all over? it. (A bug)
someone was stepping on my head and another one was floating in mid air.

Cries of dismay ranging: OMG! wtf!!! this is so gay. Could be heard by many.

*poof*

10+ trolls appear inside/under/allo over the bridge also.

Minooshka Katnikov (me): H*ly Sh*t!!!!!!!!

Now you can imagine how wierd and distrubing a battle inside/under a glitched bridge might be!!!!

But the trolls where doing a much better job than us (being computer controled)

The rest of the party came to our rescu but we all died in a horrible mess of up/down and all around corpses intermeshing each other in random bugggy fashion.

I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Everyone else agreed that this was the craziest F*ckin funny thing that ever happened to them.

i'd have to say the funniest thing that ver happened to me was this
I was doing GvG with my guild, which is pretty good, and we faced this rank 5000 or something team. They *no nice way to say this* sucked. using an ele, i managed to kill their monk 4 times without taking more than 1/2 damage at a time. i think by this time they all had 60% DP. well, that was when the trouble started. our monk lagged out, and our tank had to leave for reasons she never shared with us the other team managed to take out 3 of us using the catapult (stupid mistake on our part) and came back to win the match. i laughed for about an hour after that happened

Some guy thought I was promising "free gold items" for checking out http://www.guildwiki.org/. All I said was it's for finding out about green items. He said I'd get banned...? I dunno, that was pretty funny.

Last time on a tombs altar map I fought an IWAY team and the fight was over 1 minute after it started.
Actually its always like that.
A running gag.

I was playing with a team in the tombs and one of our own team members said to press alt f4 if you hate noobs. One of our monks promptly dropped out. We lost but it was very funny.

thats nothing!
i was in tombs and a person said that, and only him and I were left in the team

we lost...

This almost always happens in random pvp at LA, and I almost always laugh out loud. Warrior decides to rush us, leaves his team a bit behind. Warrior is dead before his team gets there.
Maybe it's just me...but it seems to happen a lot :P

Once watched a ranger and 3 monks kill 8 spiders in FoW after the rest of the team died. Took them about 30 minutes of running around like greased pigs. I laughed my ass off the whole time.

Well, this is kinda amusing...

There are occasionally players in random arenas that use names that make fun of you when you call them as targets :P

My teamate: I'm attacking My <insert your family member here>! ftw

They wont know if you really call target but they probably have an idea

happens to me all the time through there.. I think its if you get hit by the catapult, it "knocks" you through the bridge. Now that happened to me in Ice Caves of Sorrow but without the catapult.

I was doing the mission a second time to help some friends through and we were at the point where you rescue (won't say to many spoilers) the women from the mursaat. Well I'm leading the group in a charge towards the White Mantle and I "appear" under the bridge with no way up. Of course the rest of them are like "OMG where did you go?" and all that while I'm all "OMG I'm stuck and the Mursaat are coming closer!!!!!"

next thing I know I "pop" back up on the bridge with the Mursaat almost at my agro bubble so I run like hell the other way right into the midst of the mantle and agro'd them instead. We all survived but that was a close one.