Rurik isn't quite dead YET. - Guild Wars Guru Archive

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:19 AM • #1

I'm afraid to watch tv now.. -shudders-

WHO REZZED HIM!?!1111shift?! >;O

Lasareth

Aquarius

Joined Jun 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:21 AM • #2

Ah yes, two of the most annoying men in existence.... I knew there had to be a connection :x

Gustav Gloomp

Krytan Explorer

Joined Jul 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:22 AM • #3

hahaha thats a big thumb.
varant if u go on this post, doesnt the thumb remind u of euegenes thumb. the super bending thumb.

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:23 AM • #4

Beware of his mighty new elite cleaning powers.

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Joined May 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:34 AM • #5

He's gained a few pounds, though.

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:37 AM • #6

Quote: Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius

He's gained a few pounds, though. Plastic surgery

His head is composed of rubber.

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Joined May 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 9:40 AM • #7

They do say the camera adds ten pounds.

He looks happier now. And who can blame him - he was always far more suited for selling cleaning products than leading the war against the charr.

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 9:52 AM • #8

Yes, now he can aggro a mob of angry people instead when he tries to sell something. I believe that will kill Rurik faster than anything so far. Personally, if its not the mob, drop him into a pool of acid. INSTANT DEATH >;O !!!

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

A/Rt

Joined May 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 10:08 AM • #9

OMG... Talk about doing a LEEROOOOOYYY!! on him! =S

Philedius

Ascalonian Squire

[GT]

Joined Jul 2005

Oct 17, 2005 at 8:31 PM • #10

I would have used res on him :'(

I love his stupid personality.

This is just for Rurik: Die you foul creatures! >

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 18, 2005 at 1:13 AM • #11

I shall slay thee with my sponge of cleanliness!

D.E.V.i.A.N.C.E

Jungle Guide

Mo/

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 18, 2005 at 1:29 AM • #12

Atleast ruik does somthing that works well.

Iv used oxiclean for a number of stains on my carpets and there gone now.

fyi; there should be a mute button(standard) on your remote control.

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 18, 2005 at 2:27 AM • #13

Quote: Originally Posted by D.E.V.i.A.N.C.E

Atleast ruik does somthing that works well.

Iv used oxiclean for a number of stains on my carpets and there gone now.

fyi; there should be a mute button(standard) on your remote control.
I know... its just that face.. and watching re-runs at late hours add to the horror. -.- They just keep on playing the commercial over and over.. Its haunting. Although I change the channels, somewhere along the line you see his face pop up. -shivers-

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Legion Of Valhalla

Joined Mar 2005

Oct 18, 2005 at 2:41 AM • #14

One of the main reasons I hate that @#$hole is because he's so damn loud. Rurik, on the other hand, is just a ponce plain and simple.
The resemblance is too striking to be ignored, though.

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Joined Jun 2005

Oct 19, 2005 at 6:12 AM • #15

its amazing thats stuff actualy works... no wonder his armor is always so shiny

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

Joined Jun 2005

Oct 25, 2005 at 11:21 PM • #16

Can't get those blood stains out? Oxy-clean them out!

Diablo???

Forge Runner

SPQR

N/R

Joined Jun 2005

Oct 26, 2005 at 4:36 AM • #17

hahaha, awesome!

Wilheim Eversmann

Desert Nomad

Joined Jul 2005

Oct 26, 2005 at 4:43 AM • #18

lol hahahahahaha

Ruik: "i will stay here with the cleaning machine and you guys better rush to kill the monsters, i will cast oxi cleanse on you guys"

Me: "I have a oxi cleanse on me!"