Rping (well sort of)

this reminds of of the goosebumps books.. like hurry up and flip to page 45....now decide..green robot p 45. or blue robot p34... dont mind me ^^ just fun with flippy books

As you grab a burning piece of wood and turn to face the unknown, it suddenly becomes evident you are certainly not alone, as you feel eyes on you from the shadows..You can A>Continue onwards, devoid of all feeling but to find the source of screams. B> Turn and yell, in an attempt to bolster your courage and scare away the presences or C> Press on, screaming for the source of the sceams itself, yelling into the unkown.

--The Shim

Quote: Originally Posted by Shimus DarkRaven

You change your profession to W/N. As the mage proceeds to kick you in the groin, you...

A) Kick him in the groin first

B) Call him a noob

C) Hit him with the hanging gimp (had to put in a Pulp Fiction reference)

You kick the mage in the groin but it doesn't do anything. It turns out the mage is a girl . She kicks you in the groin and laughs at you. Do you:

A: Attack with a cyclone ax!

B: Try to hit on her (keep it CLEAN)

C: Call her a Noob

obviously you would choose
c. call her a noob and then kill her

but the next question is: do you do your mesmer river/tap dance on his corpse or do you run into the fiery pit of lava and dance there while screaming BURNING MAN HEALZ PLZ

You decide to tapdance on the corpse and then the last mage spell she uses kicks in and you appear in LA and you relize your armor is gone and all you have is your underpants. Everyoen laughs at you. Do you:

A: Call everyone noobs

B: Run away cring MOMMY

C: Do male warrior dance

After envelopping the ancient city with a chorus of "noob" you then realize the reprocussions this event could have. You causiously scan the faces of the many high level players, receiving but a cold stern look in return. Just then, a small, silver haired man steps out from the croud of onlookers. He then holds out a small rustic dagger, ripe with old age you scoff at the gesture.. then... the man simply says, " This dagger is the life blood of my race."

Do you

A) Blow off the angel haired man and rush to the nearest merchant for clothes

B) Receive the Dagger with open arms, unveiling many questions with no answer uttered from the old man's mouth

C) Quickly remove the dagger from the man's friendly soft hands and attempt a lunge at his heart


(plz stop making stupid posts like calling everything noobs or something like that)

Blow off the stupid man and rush for the clothes merchant. However, two evil looking mesmers block your way and are spamming /boo.

Do you:

A)Push the mesmers on the floor and call them noobs.

B)Start crying because you without clothes you are doomed.

C)Jump inside the cage in the merchant area, start dancing and hope you will make people like you so then you can get some clothes.

You jump inside the cage and start dancing. You are such a sensation that people begin throwing gold and platinum at you.

Do you:

A) pick up all the Plat and gold and head for the clothes merchant.

B) accept an invitation to dance in the palace for the King.

C) keep dancing hoping for an early retirement.

You keep dancing and hope for a early retirement. You pick up about 500K and get some cloths and retire .

But then a robber seeks into your house and steals your money .

Do you:

A) Chase after the robber

B) Run back to the cage and dance to earn more money

C) Call the Robber a Noob and challege him to a duel.

Hit her over the head with a quill pen.
for the pen is mighter than the sword

Quote: Originally Posted by Guardian of the Light

You lie down and go to sleep and when you wake up your hands are tied and one of your ears has been cut off. There is a small man in the room but he is asleep. Do you:
a: Wake him up
b: Try to free your hands and look for your ear
c: Go back to sleep

You try to wake him up by screaming 'PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!' really loudly, but he doesn't do anything. Is he dead? Is he drugged? Is he unconscious? Hmmm. Do you:

A: Continue screaming, though it looks like it won't help
B: Try to break out of the stuff you are tied up with
C: Look at the table right next to you and try to reach over to it because there is a nice big knife on it labelled 'suitable for rope cutting'.

You attempt to reach the knife and after several minutes you have it! After holding the knife between your knees and sawing your bound wrists back and forth across the blade you are free! You notice that the note that reads, "Suitable for rope cutting" has writing on the other side.....you read it: "Suitable for cutting off ears"
Ouchie! You remember that your ear has been cut off and reach for where it used to be. The blood is still wet..... You see bloody footprints on the floor leading through the now open door B. The small man is now awake and speaking to you but you only listen half as well as you used to. Do you:

A.) Stop him and ask him to start his story over.

B.) Assault him with the knife.

C.) Take the knife and depart through door B in search of the ear-napper

After staring at the door for a while, you turn to the man on the floor talking and tell him that you weren't listening, and ask if he could please begin again. But at this the man merely begins howling like a wolf, and when he opens his mouth it reveals a bloody mess.

Do you:

A) Run away through Door B to follow the blood trail

B) Assault the man, and look more closely at his mouth

C) Ask the man politely if he ate your ear

you run after the footprints, but the moment you are through the door, the lanscape changes, and you are in the middle of the mountains, not knowing how you got there.

you:

a) run back through the door and go talk to the man, muttering to yourself that this is nonsense

b) you explore the mountains

c) you grab your cell phone and say " Link, where am i????"

You attempt to run back but stop abruptly and luckily too, because there is a sheer mountain rockface going down as far as you can see. You then also reach in your pocket for your cell phone, but you seem to have lost it.

Do you:

A) Turn around and try to explore the area you've come into

B) Sit down and cry

C) Jump off the mountainside and scream 'GERONIMO!', praying crazily to all that is holy that you will land on something soft.

you sit down and crie, not noticing the snow effin aproaching from bihind and hitting you over the head with a club. You wake up hours later, in a freezing cave and notice that the snow effin gnawed your remaining ear off, and is eating it joyfully.

You:

a) run as far as you can and look for the nearest telephone cabin

b) you kick his head with all your might

c) you try to recover your ear and glue it back on

d) you try to sneak away