Most overused phrases in GW thread.

On a similar note, wasn't The Little Engine That Could coloured blue?...or was it The Little Red Engine That Could?

Or what I get in PM constantly... In any city...

Are you hot?

Are you really female?

I don't think I've ever got that...and I've about 280 hours on my female monk. You are just unlucky...or you go around shouting that you are a female


Yay, it is blue!

The problem is you're playing a female monk. Just try a mesmer female in enchantress armor ... you'll see. My mesmer gets hounded all the time - And I'm not running around encouraging it, believe me.

Try playing a Female Ele (Geo/Air-armor) with the name "Miss Bunny"..... I could get rich by telling those little boys dirty stories. Too bad my morale got in the way.

One of my favorites:
StrongWarrior: Heal me monk
Me: Sure. I got a name btw
StrongWarrior: You're a monk so I call you monk, now stfu and heal us
Me: Hmmm, me not like you anymore
StrongWarrior: HEAL!!!!! GAY NOOB OMGOSH!!!!
Me: Can i dance on your grave for free?

1. I don't mind healing, but before entering mission asks first IF I'm a healer
2. I got a name. Use it.

Ehm, when my team loses, we use to yell :"OMG! YOU USED DEATH-EXPLOOIT!!!!" Always fun when ppl take that serious

Reminds me, I was a monk in a FoW group. Someone had to be afk so we all agreed to wait for him. Well, someone else in our group got impatient (ADHD?) and decided to go attack some monsters. I had to run back and retreat to safety. Of course he got killed and got the poor fella who was AFK killed, too. I rezzed everyone except him.
When the other guy got back, of course it was "Where did this DP come from?" The impatient goof was still on the ground shouting "Rez me! I promise I won't do it again!" -(it was actually his second offense)

We all agreed to give him one more chance.... but only after a 30 second time-out where everyone got to dance and jump emote on his corpse."
(now where did I put that screencap?)

Eh I don't even bother with a healing monk because I can't stand people anymore haha. Smiter for life. You annoy me, I doubt you'll be seeing me again haha. Harsh, but effective. I enjoy having a competant group that can continue on while that morons on the ground crying res and spamming about how myself or others are noobs.

Ascalon post searing - Hey everyone, hump the fire, followed by moronic laughing done by an immature ingrate

Any mission you've done before - Dude wtf are you doing, its this way. No I've done this many times before if you want the bonus come this way. ---- you dumbass I'm going this way, the arrow says to. Thats followed by a few mins and then his life meter dropping to 0. Oh oops I guess I was right after all hmm?

Ascalon - Can I have 50 gold to open storage? I don't mind this so much, its a person simply asking for access to their goods. What bugs me more is the unsympathetic morons who say stfu you noob stop begging, or the morons that spam for 50 gold in incomprehensible text. D00d C4n SoME1 G1\/3 50 GLd Soz 1 C4n 0p3n B0><??!?!?! Please for the sake of everyone, type your message, select it all then instead of hitting enter, click delete.

"Groups needs a monk will pay"

This always attracts me, particularly nowadays that I'm a smiter.
If you want a healer, broadcast that, right now you're just paying any monk off the street. Whenever I lead a group and need a healer I say "Group of [x] doing [whatever] needs a healer, please whisper me if you are interested".


There was another really funny one that I forgot... ugh... gimme a minute *goes and does other things with this window open*
back... still don't remember... *goes and does other things again*
back, I remember now!
Tombs:
"Tank with 16 axe LFG"
"Dude, having max in any weapon is retarded"
"STFU NOOB I CAN ONW U AND UR WHOLE GROOP!"

Yep, being a Monk now I got this piece from Dunes the first time with her:

Player 1: Heal Monk!
Player 2: OMFG HEAL!!!!1!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Me: My Engery is 2 of 42!
Player 1: OMG You're the worst monk ever!
Me left the game.

Bear in mind they ran ahead while I was still recovering from Rebirth and I kept getting attacked with Engery Drain. First time I've ever left a group high and dry.

Welcome to the monk-club.

It is the romanization of Chinese. They are trading in gold items for 50-100K.

True. Monks have Big Butts (And I Can Not Lie).

Rez Me Rez Me
(player rezed) No I didn't bring a rez sig.

I know! What kind of... yes I'll say it n00b doesn't bring a res (Its not spelt with a z ) signet?

Some how I must have missed it.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, you stupid motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer!

Hope it works

Edit: that was me testing it out, it wasn't directed at anyone

Yeah I know it's spelt with an S but I'm not in school anymore and it sounds like a Z anyways. I'm lazy in my old age and z is something that uses the little finger on the keyboard and it needs exercise.

One of the most used phrases is a lvl 3 in augary rock: "how do i fight my doppelganger?"

WTS my old armor. It always cracks me up who trys this. Just to make sure, I ask if its customized. Sure enough, it is. Umm no ones going to buy that. STFU noob, my armor pwns.

Same thing happens to me. I have the "All" chat turned off, but if Im in a mission, I get these kids on the team chat "a/s/l???@! raven ur really fem?"
-.-
Why me...?