Most overused phrases in GW thread.

"New Guild Recruiting! First 5 People To Join Get Officership!"

Other overly used phrases include any form of random swearing and aggressive behaviour.

I am often left worried about the people playing this game

Ranger LFG for fissure

Thunderhead Keep

"Team of 6 looking for 2 monks for mission!"

Droknars Forge: "How do I use runes?"
Droknars Forge: "Where's the <armor|weapons|henchmen|skills|merchant|exit>"

Augury Rock: "Looking for runner to Eilonias"
Augury Rock 2: "How do I beat mirror!!?!?"

Lion's Arch - LFG For Villany

(I don't mind it so much, but I usually direct them to go to ToA, or at the very least, Bergen Hot Springs and start their mission from there - the reply is usually "How di I get 2 Bergen Springs?")

I'm surprised this isn't here yet.

TOA:
P1: "LFG for UW/FOW!!"
P2: "We don't have favor yet, you freakin' moron!"

Lions arch - Willing to sell {overrated and overused cool looking item that is now bland due to everyone using it} for {ridiculous price that cannot go down, but will certainly go up due to "someone" bidding higher then you}
BTW thats all in normal chat.

After the first death in a mission/quest...

"Does anyone have rez! Who has rez!"

REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
ONG
NOOBS

Experienced Warrior looking for rank 3+ group. I got 300.000 xp!!!

"15k armor is for noobs"
That one really pisses me off.

I always laugh in pre-searing or ascalon city when i hear this:
"HELP CAN SOME1 CRAFT ME ARMOR??????????????????????????"
and there's always:
FIRST TO FIND ME GETS 1K

"Experienced Smiter group looking for protection monk Rank 3+"

Hi guys, I'm the current metagame. I'm going to rape your intestines and read them to your children for your foolishness.

OMFG you're a monk and you don't have res!?!? You RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing {yay love that red engine} noob!

how about they use a farming monk build in FOW and die then keep yelling for rez with -15hp

Respond with:

"No, addlebrain, it's for people who can afford it."

I also hear this one alot:

"Where are Char?"

You don't know the Drok Run business, then: it actually makes perfect sense. Most scammer passengers on runs plead to pay at the end of the run, instead of the beginning or middle. Most runners trying to make money with dozen of scamming runners driving down prices (with promises they will never complete and often aren't able to complete), are desperate to fill a party and accept people who promise to pay twice the fare but only in droknar's. Of course, as soon as the runner arrives in rankor, these passengers drop from the party. They fraudulently acheive their destination and never pay anything, and the run from rankor to droks is actually very short and easy. They might be able to finish on their own, or at least find someone else to do that part of the run for 500 gp, instead of several plat.

Dumb question, what the heck is he deal with "RED ENGINE GORED" and what the heck does it mean?

And yes I used "search"...found nada.

Yeah man! What does that mean. It was hinted at somewhere once upon a time, but I never figured it out. I thought it was some reference to Anet...but that was just a guess

Tons of threads on it, e.g. http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=45043

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing awesome.

Yeah sorry, I had to use it ;p