Most overused phrases in GW thread.

I sense much anger within this post.

I don't see why people should change the form of words when they can just turn their censor off..

ascalon

"OMGGGG UBER FIERIRIRIY RURIK DRAGON SWORD 50k, BARGAIN PRICCEEE!!"
when my eyes have translated it says
"im a noob, i have an over-rated sword which has no bonuses, worth about 200g"

lions arch

"WTB ALL YOUR MATERIALS"

In pre-searing Ascalon: "I'm bored"

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Just about everywhere: "take ur clothes off"

"WTB Max Fellblade->PM me!"
(then you show them)
"What? No mods? Forget it!" shuts trade window back to local->"WTB Max Fellblade- PM me!"

Presearing is amazing. Life is blissful and your character is ignorant of everything!






Just about anywhere:
"Group LF monk for mission"
"LFG Bonus only!"
"WTS <insert drop item nearby collectors want>"
"WTB <insert drop item nearby collectors want>"

In Lion's Arch:
"WTS Sigil 80k!"
"WTB Sigil 20k!"
"Selling my guild! Whisper with offer!"
"Running people to D'Alessio Seaboard 500g each! At henchman!" <-- I always laugh my ass off at this, it's just royal. The Seaboard is all of ten feet away.
"'<person with commodity>, why didn't you sell me <commodity>?!'
'Your bid wasn't high enough'
'OMGWTF <person with commodity> overprices! Don't buy anything from <person with commodity>!'"

"healz Plz! Why Arent You Healing All 7 Of Us Warriors!"

All areas,
All districts:

"n00b."

Said by 50% of losing team in the arenas yesterday:

"Our monk sucked"

That one almost deserves a thread of its own. If I met the guy who started that there I wouldnt stop at shooting.

Amnoon Oasis:
"Where is the Arena Guard!?", "zomg! How du I get in teh areana!?!1!oneeleven!"

Seeker's Passage:
"Who wants to do Monk's Path?", "You should start Monk's Path from Elona!"

Camp Rankor:
"Need runner to Droknar's Forge!", "WTS Frosted Griffon Wings"

Thunderhead Keep: "May I find a team that actually has some skill, I've done this mission so many times I want to get it over with" Or something along those lines....:P

Ascalon: "Running Services, running to all Ascalon Cities, 250 Gold for ea city"

Beacons Pearch: "May I get a runner for FREE!?" "Anyone Running to Kryta? Paying gold for a runner"

Lion's Arch: "Omg I just beat Galrath Quest with henchmen!"

Druids Overlook: "LFG for Blood & Smoke quest!" "Running to Aura Glades, 300 Gold!"

Augury Rock: "How do I get Ascended? Where do I go next?"


Maybe that is just me, but I tend to see that all the time in those areas

Hmmmm.... frosted griffin wings... KFC has got nothin on those!

Camp Rankor: "WHOO HOO MADE IT!!! YEAH!!!!!!" "Uh... no this is camp Rankor... Droknar is a ways off yet."

The one that has GOT to annoy me the most is any "Selling my guild!" types of messages... I have one word for you: WHY?!

Oh yes, another one.
ToA:
"What is Ascended?", "How do I get ascended?"

I haven't spent much time in augury rock recently, but it used to be:
"OMG! How do I beat my mirror!?!?", "You can beat your mirror easily if you take no skills!" (That one always made me laugh)

Anywhere: "Will dance for 50 gp"
"Can anyone give me free stuff?"

"omg"

"wts"

"noob"

" (something incomprehensible to all but Romulans) "

"emotes"

"naked dances"

A few guy's appearing at elona's reach saying "where do I find the 3 missions for ascension?"

How do you make the obvious more obvious?

More commonly I've seen people offering to run people from Rankor to Droknar's - and that's always baffled me. If someone was running from Beacon's Perch they don't normally stop at Rankor - it's usually all the way to Droknar's. I find it hard to believe the runners get any business.

THE most overused phrase in tombs: You chase a guy all the way through burial mounds for a million and a half years, and before he dies, he HAS to say the following.

"Took you long enough, noobs."

-edit-

Oh, one more.

Ember Light Camp: "shao jin wu qi 50_100k"

...can anyone tell me what this means?

Augury rock- "Running to Elona, Dunes, And RIver, Donations greatly appreciated -.-"
"how do i ascend with this type of char(even before they even try)" -next ones every city, "wheres next mission"
dragon lair- "LFG, GLINT"