Most overused phrases in GW thread.

I started this for fun. Add to it as you wish!

In Lions Arch or Post Searing Ascalon, district 1:
"WTS GOLD GODLY UBER MAX _______ WHISPER ME!"
"can someone give me gold i'm poor?"

Pikens Square:
"WTS ashes easy XP!"

After PVP battles:
"OMG U N00BS JUST GOT SO PWNED!!!!1"
"WHAT A BUNCH OF CHEATERS UR USING HAX!!!!!1"

In Thunderhead keep:
"LF 2 healer monks!"
"Monk LFG, charging 1 plat, no guaranteed victory"

Beacons Perch:
"LF someone to run me to Drocknars!"
"Running people to Drocknars, only 5 spots left!"

Tombs:
"u spirit spammer noobs suck ur ruining teh game u noobs!"

Temple of Ages:
"GLF trappers" or "Trapper LFG smite run!"
"stupid koreans always taking favor!"

In all areas:
"Me/x LFG..."

Professionist! OUT! OUT!


Seriously though, I think the most annoying thing is, "Sissy Boys recruiting dist 3!"

Divinity Coast:

"LFR Augury"


Beacon's Perch:

"LFR Mineral Springs"


Temple of Ages:

"Elite FoW group forming, must have TS. Whisper class, skills and point distribution"


He was still there an hour later trying to create his "Elite" group . . .

Heh, thats not a shot at mesmers, its just that I don't see many out there. And the ones that are out there, most people don't realize just how useful they can be.

I loves my Me/E, loves my Me/E!

"Don't take the quests!!!"

"Don't take unwanted guests"

"XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Is Dead!"

"Monk! Rez!"

Well who hasn't zoned to Droknar's to see the local chat with:

SomeJerk: Haha. All you (insert derrogatory term for ethnic/religious group)are gay!
BystanderA: Just shut up! It's getting old.
BystanderB: I just sent a complaint to ANet - this guy should be banned.
SomeJerk: They won't ban me, you (insert overused profane epithet)!
BystanderC: Just stop responding to this loser.
SomeJerk: You're the loser - (insert comment about the person's mother and/or origins).
.
.
.
and so it goes....

I usually just change districts

"guild with cap and almost a guild hall recuting, PM me to join!"

Lions arch- "Theres somthing called trade channel", "wtb/wts ecto", "wts superior monk runes( more then trader lol)"
Tombs- "recruiting for guild, blah blah blah"
ascalon district1-"GODLY SWORD OMG(and its not even max dmg)"
ascalon-any districts-"who wwants 2 go questing"
Yaks Bend-"running to borlis pass"
Maguuma Stade-"Sweet i got my chain lighting/omg gay skills here"
Sanctum Cay-"LFG FIshermans Haven"
Iron mines-"running/lookin for a runner to copperhammer" "where is marhan grotto?"
Copperhammer-"running/looking for a runner to Granite Citadel"
Granite citadel-"is this where 15K armor is??" "wheres marhan?" "what other cities have 15k armors?"
Thundehead "lookin for/runing to marhan" "WHERE ARE ALL THE MONKS?!?!" "Brb"
Ring Of fire-all missions(not ember light camp)- "monks wanted, Lfg, ranger lfg, ranger with winter lfg, i hate imps"
Ember Light camp- "who wants 2 go skill capping??- and after they get what they're loking for, thnx guys i g2g"
Droknars Forge- "Wtb parchment-wts too"
Pre searing- "recruiting for my guild even tho we dont have cape or hall" "need one for traveling with a friend"

I forgot one!

Pre-searing:
WTB black dye, 500g!

hehe yeah

Actually I've posted this on local chat: "Group for mission - We only need 7 more - we have a monk!"

nobody seems to get the subtleties of that message

Pre-searing: WTB dyes! Paying up to 100g!
Ember light camp: Shou hai gobble-de-gook
LA Dist. 1- Buying/Selling Superior Monk runes and -hp focus items!

Ascalon
"will dance nake for golds"

Piken Square-Grendich Courthouse
"omg how do i get fiery dragon sword"

Gate of Kryta
"running to Drokanor Forge.. 5k"

and this one i seen alot

"let have a dance party "

Never seen the piken square one sir skulkcrasher ;PPP and LOL @ THOR WILSONS EMBER LIGHT CAMP THAT IS SO TRUE GOD LOl

pre-searing
"omg i can't get a black bear.."

Dan, love the avatar dude!

WTB-WTS should be replaced with ---

LEVEL 20 --/-- LFG! Level 20 is moronic after la. Yes, you're level 20. So are the other 30 people here.

Experienced, mature, 1337, good, ok so you're that because you say you are?

Anything thats not a real word. Pwned is retarded, leave it alone. H4x0r my ass. Go sit on the bench. 1337, yeah you need to be auto-killed if you type this.

Congratulations, you can spell something with number and symbols. Theres also a letter that makes the entire process useless.

Guild recruiting, we have hall/capes/website/ts/vent/level 20's, yay you just joined the ranks of hundreds of other guilds. No one would have guessed that you had any of those. I'm glad that you're filling your guilds with morons who think that those mean anything about the skill of your guild.

REZ ME, shut the hell up. If you died, 9 out of 10 times its because you're a moron. Once is understandable, the thirty times you just spammed it, is not. Lay there while we finish.

Check out my UBER gear, yay, you have high end equipment, if only I could loot your corpse when you're on the ground after i just smited your ass. {Lets see some ear drops haha}

Any moron that changes the form of words so that he can swear. Yay you beat the system, you can say a word you're not supposed to. You must be so very proud.

God &@%$ koreans. Shut the hell up. The beat us in the hoh, its not like they just set fire to your house. Don't cry about another country because you can't farm uw.

Theres some more but I forget them now. I'll edit them in as I remember them.

Tombs:
"TANK LFG"
"KD/AF WARRIOR LFG TO TOMBS I ONLY HAVE TS~~~~"
"lf uber guild with website"
"WTS: BEST BOW IN THE GAME"

ToA:
"WTS: 1 ECTO 10k"
"Smiting W/mo lfg to UW ~~~ LF SMITE GROUP"
"OMG EUROPE HAS FAVOR !!! I HATE EUROPE"

Ascalon City, dis 9:
"WTS: Best and rarest weapons in the game! I got them in far away maguuma jungle!!!!1"
"how do i leave guild?"
"RUNNING PEOPLE TO YAK'S BEND 3k"
"RUNNING PEOPLE TO bAcOnz PeRcH!! 3 slots left!"
"WTB: black dye 100 gold, char hides 15 gold!!!"

Any city in the desert:
"Wts; 4 Leathery Claws, 20 minatuar horns, 12 Topaz Chests, 50 Storm Eyes!! 120 gold each!"
"Y NO 1 WANT TO DO A MONK'S PATH!?!?!?!?"

Droknar's Forge:
"CAN SOM1 RUN ME TO EMBER LIGHT CAMP or PREDITION ROCK 0R W/E ITZ CALLED???"
"WTB: BLACK DYE 3k!!!"

Lion's Arch:
"WTS EVERY SUP RUNE FOR 10k!!!"
"WTS GODLY MAX DAMAGE GOLD SWORD OF UBER STUFF!!!! NO LOOKERS OR LOW BIDDERS"

Mature W/Mo looking for experienced group without noobs who %$*#ing leave the mission.
(yeah, real mature)