Answers to 90% of online chat questions

89. yes i do solo in the underworld
90. no im not lying
91. you use it to make your armor
92. no the armor crafter is in Fissure not Underworld
93. no its not called underworld armor
94. no it has the same stats as droknars
95. yes i am currently drunk ... it is friday isnt it?
96. yes the rest of the team is my guildies and we are all drunk ... it is friday isn't it?
97. no im not going to buy your ascalon armor
98. i need the inventory space
99. just shut up and take it before i change my mind
100. yes you have to ascend to enter u/w and FoW

101. Because when you talk to the NPC now we'll get overrun and die - no time to explain more than that.
102. No. I won't lower the price any more than that. Besides, "That's all I have" is the oldest lie in the book.

103. Just take henchmen.
104. Just take henchmen.
105. Just take henchmen.
106. Just take henchmen.
107. Just take henchmen.

hahah 97-99 made me chuckle


108. No I wont do Galrath with you
109. Yes Gwen is dumb as hell
110. Yes, sell that black dye for 1g, thats all its worth
111. Youre sword sucks
112. Plus that dye looks like crap
113. No Guild Halls are not worth it.
114. Yes ascention is pointless

108. Ask me after the fight (where I capped that elite).
109. No it's not a bug - it's supposed to do that.

109. No i don't know how much it's worth, so quit asking.
110. No I won't give you money to buy Droknar's armor, you shouldn't have come here at level 4.
111. Yes, silver dye isn't worth that much. Sell it to me for 100g.

108. No there are no rez places in UW or FOW

109. Yes, if you are stupid you *die* real fast
110. No, HOH is not after you beat the game
111. No, I EAT Worms, you can not join my guild, I dont care how old you are
112. Yes Virgina you can buy cap signets.
113. Yes you can cap more then one skill *hence elite skills*
114. No you dont just have to pick on skill to cap... Cap your hiney off
115. No, there is NOT a place to buy land and FARM
116. No really, you can not buy land
117. Yes, you really have to fight your mirror ALONE...
118. No you can not tame a hydra, devourer, or gargolye...
119. No, I will not give you 150 <insert crafting mat. here>

114. you ascend in the crystal desert
115. its past beacons pearch
116. no i wont run you there
117. no ... not even for 2000
118. no you cannot get hundred blades from the the charr boss garfazz
119. if you continue to yell obscenities in the chat window you will be reported, I dont know you, dont care about you ... but will report you if you break any eula agreement because I have beat the game over and over and have nothing better to do than police you.
120. thats a collectors item
121. thats a quest reward item
122. yes it is, wanna see mine?
123. sure ... you can join my guild, I love random invitees \sarcasm
124. brb ... goin to get a beer ...
125. you do it using nature rituals
126. for tha last time pwn is not a word

108. Yes, henchmen are better than most of the average players you'll have in group.

127 No, I do not like your drawing of a penus.

128. If you dont stop pm'ing me I will tell you dad

128. No, sorry you can't have the blue/purple/gold item that just dropped for me.

Like I always say: "A bad henchie gets himself/herself killed. A bad player gets the whole team killed."

129: "no, your dancing sucks because you are a male elementalist, that dance makes baby jesus cry"

120. No I will not Id it, so I can tell you what it is

121. No I do not want to trade with you NOW, we are in mission
122. No...I cant tell you died your 15 k armor silver
123. No you can not dye your pet.
124. No you can not dye your hair.
125. No, you are not the only person to get Ecto
126. Ruby's are crafting material, not meant for jewlry
127. Temple Of Ages
128. Yes it is rude to dance over the monks head(GvG)
129. Yes it is rude to dance over anyones head(GvG)
130. Yes *I am a hotdog*, you are an idiot
131. No Mheleno is not Gwens father
132. Yes yes you all have to pay me 1 plat to go to the UW
133. For the last time DONT TALK TO THE GHOST FIRST
134. No, I do not think your *insert suitable* is worth 100 k
135. No I will not trade you black dye for this gold*insert suitable*
136. No you can not have it..Did it have your name on it?
137. Are you really that stupid?
138. You are not a tank....Casters to the back
139. Monks cant be everywhere at once
140. Yes Monks are union
141. No I will not invite your friend *ditzy girl*
142. Yes,there is storage in L.A....
143. No you can not tame a wurm
144. No you can not sell it if you customized it
145. WTF, Vigor doesnt stack???

LFG TO ELANORS REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTS STEEL INGOTS 1k EACH

how many times I see someone with godly fire spells charge up first only to blame (unionized) monk A for his death

146. you do that by hitting ctrl + right click map location
147. try again
148. no, by definition that is not "godly", that is "collector's"
149. you probably dont have the attributes points for the req.
150. 49 without any degen
151. the arena is for pvp
152. you need to be rank 3 or higher
153. i dont care ... you still need to be rank 3 or higher
154. your friend needs to be rank 3 or higher
155. no this is a vent group ...
156. spamming we have guild capes is not really marketing ... for a mere 2000 you could own your own

LOL - I like it when someone announces "we have capes and almost have a guild hall."

yeah i love that too ... this is a great thread ... thanks for starting it ... its nice to pass friday with this kind of humour ...

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