If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?

Furnace Stoker

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Joined Apr 2006

Jul 7, 2006 at 6:03 AM • #101

Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).

Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters

Also, do NPCs count? They aren't technically monsters, but they are NON-player.

P.S. most of the made up monsters are overpowered things I would expect from an eight year old back at Elementary school (no monster is undefeatable, at least none you have to kill). If this seems harsh, seriously, read through the thread, you'll see what I mean.

Oh and I already posted a reply to the topic.

actionjack

Furnace Stoker

W/E

Joined Oct 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 6:06 AM • #102

Did someone say a lv 99 Gwen yet?

GWEN!!!!

jackie

/retired

Joined Dec 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 6:40 AM • #103

afflicted cow

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Song Rui

Banned

We are all pretty [ugly]

W/

Joined Aug 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 7:19 AM • #104

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackie

afflicted cow

there are no afflicted cows. only afflicted bulls. thatll be 100k pl0x

Mr_eX

Frost Gate Guardian

Opt and Niho Private Chat [lulz]

N/Me

Joined Dec 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 7:25 AM • #105

A level 31 Smoke Phantom lord.

or, if you're looking for something that's actually in the game:

Rotscale.

morphium

Jungle Guide

W/

Joined Jul 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 7:37 AM • #106

I'd like to be the pretty little pre-sear bunny (invulnerable, can't tame) or the lil' pig from Gates of Kryta (same as bunny + make cool noises)

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet

Joined Feb 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 7:46 AM • #107

I'd be a Charr. I don't know, I have a thing for fangs, fur, and fire, I guess.

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Song Rui

Banned

We are all pretty [ugly]

W/

Joined Aug 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 7:47 AM • #108

magik

The truth itself

Krytan Explorer

First Degree

Mo/

Joined Dec 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 8:13 AM • #109

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaile Gray

I'd be a Charr. I don't know, I have a thing for fangs, fur, and fire, I guess.

lol?

Seriously?

I guess somebody has to have wierd lusts!

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The truth itself

Krytan Explorer

First Degree

Mo/

Joined Dec 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 8:21 AM • #110

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curse You

Not really. You beat the Lich using your normal skills. Shiro you have to use (usually) special "uber" skills given to you by a dragon, most of which apear to be combinations of sevral skills and some elites.

Actually the bosses i nearly the same,

- They both teleport you somewhere, not to kill you, merely to be annoying.

- They both have a plan, when they are nearing death.
(shiro uses impossible odds, which is crazy)
(lich moves away from the middle of the blood stone)

- They both heal
(Shiro meditation)
(Lich, oops, killed me at the wrong place, please try again later)

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extra bacon

Grotto Attendant

Spank [Me]

Joined Sep 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 8:56 AM • #111

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curse You

Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).

Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters

oh shut up

this is what the OP posted himself:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Song Rui

I'd be a level 35 troll called Song Rui! I would look like a mountain troll, except with shoulder pad armor and a big spear. I would move location every 24 hours.

I have a green called "Song Rui's Spear". It would be absloutely perfect, but literally unobtainable because im so leet.

Parties from all over Tyria and Cantha couldn't down me because I have a special skill which allows me to attack all foes on the mini map, dealing 150 damage to each, knocking down and causing weakness, deep wound and bleeding. There will even be a special elite mission type stage. Me and 4 level 30 trolls (and a level 32 Tengu called Jing He) versus 12 adventurers. In this level, killing Song Rui (impossible) will yield the spear, and defeating Jing He (lolx no) yields a MAGIK HAAT. This HAAT gibs the user special powers, ranging from bypassing the spam filter to gibing a +4 mending for wammos.

None have downed me so far.....What would you be?

wow, quite an imagination there buddy!

well Curse You, perhaps it's you who has misinterpreted this thread.
have a nice day.

Stixxx

Krytan Explorer

Joined Dec 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 10:26 AM • #112

I would be a lvl 30 Aloe seed with a special elite skill "summon seeds". when used 5 more lvl 28 aloe seeds pop up and start smite spiking you ^^

Skuld

Furnace Stoker

Thousend Tigers Apund Ur Head [Ttgr]

A/

Joined Sep 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 10:29 AM • #113

I would be a 55hp grawl.

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Song Rui

Banned

We are all pretty [ugly]

W/

Joined Aug 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 11:16 AM • #114

omg extra bacon! stop trolling my thread!

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cR4zY-n^

Frost Gate Guardian

We Work As A [Team]

Mo/E

Joined Jul 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 12:11 PM • #115

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curse You

Can we please stop with these moronic "made up" monsters. The OP distinctly said any monster IN Guild Wars, meaning they must already exist. This does not mean that you can change the existing monster either (at least I would think as such).

Please, kill the imagination, that wasn't the intention of the thread. Use existing monsters

Also, do NPCs count? They aren't technically monsters, but they are NON-player.

P.S. most of the made up monsters are overpowered things I would expect from an eight year old back at Elementary school (no monster is undefeatable, at least none you have to kill). If this seems harsh, seriously, read through the thread, you'll see what I mean.

Oh and I already posted a reply to the topic.

Monters from very first post doesn't exist. Lvl 35 troll with spear that deals 150 dmg to everyone in area... why is my Duke Nukem so unreal?

And no mate, we're not offended by someone who wants us in elementary school, while he ran out of one to post here how moronic we are. ;x

Cya. xD

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Grotto Attendant

Spank [Me]

Joined Sep 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 12:29 PM • #116

Quote:

Originally Posted by Song Rui

omg extra bacon! stop trolling my thread!

what does trolling mean?

I Mean I

Academy Page

Ar Vin Pvp[AMp]

R/

Joined Jun 2006

Jul 7, 2006 at 1:14 PM • #117

I'd be a mountain troll which lives outside droknar in the cave and pwns every mo/war or wa/mo which tries troll farming.Or gwens son which lives in uw his father is an aatxe and uses a remove enchantments spell that ignores spell breaker if the person which maintened the enchantments was a 55 monk this speel deals 1000 dmg to the party and the person.

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Cat Tabby

Academy Page

Order of the Paw

R/Mo

Joined Jul 2005

Jul 7, 2006 at 2:39 PM • #118

No contest; Bonfazz Burntfur

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Riken Chrono

Desert Nomad

Hero