If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?

A hybrid class monster with: Vampiric Touch, Vampiric Bite, Offering of Blood, Whirling Defence, Throw Dirt, Rez sig, Dodge, and Awaken the blood.

i will b the ghostly hero. i know some of u might say that he is not a monster but notice that when he use the skill called claim resouce in the dessert mission, it say monster only

Tembarr Treefall -----> The Ugly Stick.

I'm going to be Gwen with unlimited fire magic!

Glint, the hardest creature in the game.

Noone can solo glint.

^^ That's because noone can simply get to her without going through every other class..

I've done that with my W/Mo...the only dragon boss that's hard to solo is the 1st one (Monk). I definitely can't solo Glint, though.

I'd be a Jade Scarab, just for the pure fun of torturing those who breezed themselves all the way through PvE to Amnoon Oasis, only to get smacked down once they leave the door...

i would defenitly be a Tundra Giant.......getting grumpy and knocking things over while moaning,then scratching my arse,AHHHHHH the life

pshh a snarling driftwood. my god they have 2 elites. 2

If i could be any monster i would be an Abyssal.To me they are the coolest monster in the game b/c they are also the laziest monster in the game. They just run around and smack stuff and knock stuff down. Hes kinda like a guy that spent the whole night in a bar then wanted to get into a fight. :P

i want to be undead rurik with the fiery dragon sword!

Well if I can be an allied monster I would be a base defender. "I'm using Base Defense!" Either that or be an aataxe with warriors cunning.

A level 100 Charr Shaman, dressed in a $1000 suit, named:
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Denny Crane, and all the while would say things like:
"Denny Crane..... Pop goes the weasal...... Denny Crane...... Lock and load"

id like to be a mountain troll, i wanna know what it feels like to be farmed.

Lol, probably the easiest thing, considering it has 2 elites.

I would just love to be my least favourite monster, a Storm Rider. Just picture; Conjure Phantasm, Empathy, Cry of Frustration your healing move.

Either that or a (the) Leviathan. I mean really, 500 damage, one hit, no skills.

Mantid..

Silent Ancient Onata.

bladed aatxe

Ancient Skales have 2 elites too...

I would be...a siege turtle...cause they're cute

I would definately be a Grasp of Insanity. Those things were so cool, and cute. Or, I'll be The Fury! He was cool too!