ArenaNet's Sick, Cruel Joke - Guild Wars Guru Archive

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

N/Me

Joined May 2006

May 7, 2006 at 4:01 PM • #1

Alright, it was funny on the green, but seriously...is this some twisted joke?

Evilsod

Banned

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

Joined Mar 2006

May 7, 2006 at 4:05 PM • #2

Did you ever think there may be enemies classed as ogres?

crimsonfilms

Wilds Pathfinder

Joined Jun 2005

May 7, 2006 at 4:11 PM • #3

Is there?

morphium

Jungle Guide

Joined Jul 2005

May 7, 2006 at 4:13 PM • #4

There are Ogres, there are Dragons.

Fungus Amongus

Wilds Pathfinder

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] | [Rare] Alliance

Joined Jul 2005

May 7, 2006 at 4:28 PM • #5

Here's the real joke:

Ka El Windstorm

Frost Gate Guardian

Joined Mar 2006

May 7, 2006 at 4:31 PM • #6

are Yeti's considered Ogres?

Angel Develin

Wilds Pathfinder

Minions of Kronos

N/Me

Joined Sep 2005

May 7, 2006 at 4:38 PM • #7

have you tryed it against oni? they look like an Ogre to me

Zaxan Razor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Organised Spam [OS]

Joined Oct 2005

May 7, 2006 at 4:47 PM • #8

Quote: Originally Posted by Angel Develin

have you tryed it against oni? they look like an Ogre to me Oni's = demons.

Demonslaying upgrade ftw! :P

Jagflame

Frost Gate Guardian

Yours, maybe? Drop me a line.

N/Me

Joined Dec 2005

May 7, 2006 at 5:37 PM • #9

I'm still waiting for a Peopleslaying upgrade. Dmg +20% (vs. Humans)

unda dawg

Frost Gate Guardian

Twilight Saraphim [TS]

E/Me

Joined Apr 2006

May 7, 2006 at 5:46 PM • #10

i dont get it...

ibex333

Desert Nomad

[EYE]

Rt/A

Joined Jun 2005

May 7, 2006 at 5:47 PM • #11

I believe yeti are conciderd ogres....

Artemis89

Lion's Arch Merchant

Joined Jun 2005

May 7, 2006 at 8:20 PM • #12

Quote: Originally Posted by Fungus Amongus

Here's the real joke:

LOL

hahaha, i laughed my ass off when i saw your message with that picture.

good one
=)

Riken Chrono

Desert Nomad

Hero

Joined Dec 2005

May 7, 2006 at 8:41 PM • #13

ya i dont like sundering either but ogres why not? dont see anything funny or cruel about that. Ogre Slaying Knife is funny though.

Rayne Nightfyre

Wilds Pathfinder

Acolytes of Lyssa [AL]

Me/A

Joined Dec 2005

May 7, 2006 at 8:43 PM • #14

Ogres are definitely out there, I swear I saw Shrek running across Pongmei Valley the other day.

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Joined Mar 2006

May 7, 2006 at 11:20 PM • #15

Quote: Originally Posted by Zaxan Razor

Oni's = demons.

Demonslaying upgrade ftw! :P

I'll sell you this for 100k+1000000zomg ectos ^_^.

....yeah i feel ripped off too.

ellemnist

Ascalonian Squire

Joined Apr 2005

May 7, 2006 at 11:49 PM • #16

Quote: Originally Posted by Riken Chrono

ya i dont like sundering either but ogres why not? dont see anything funny or cruel about that. Ogre Slaying Knife is funny though. hm... i think he meant that the bow doesnt have lightning dmg even tho it has "sundering" in its name XD

mint

Krytan Explorer

Joined Mar 2006

May 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM • #17

Quote: Originally Posted by ellemnist

hm... i think he meant that the bow doesnt have lightning dmg even tho it has "sundering" in its name XD Sundering =/= lightning damage

capblueberry

Krytan Explorer

Grenths Mercenaries[DEAD]

Joined Nov 2005

May 8, 2006 at 1:16 AM • #18

found a 15^50 plaugeborne daggers, but...they were 2 pts away from max damage i was sooo mad, sold for 12k to guildie though

berko

Lion's Arch Merchant

N/Me

Joined Jul 2005

May 8, 2006 at 1:44 AM • #19

Quote: Originally Posted by capblueberry

found a 15^50 plaugeborne daggers, but...they were 2 pts away from max damage i was sooo mad, sold for 12k to guildie though

Why sell if he's a guildie....you could've just given it to him :|
I'm sure he'd have appreciate it.

Asplode

Desert Nomad

Rebel Rising [rawr]

Joined May 2005

May 8, 2006 at 1:49 AM • #20

Nono the yeti are giants, are they not?