Early April Fool's Revelation (Potential Spoilers)

I was hanging out in a town, and suddenly people were asking about what missions are left after Hell's Precipice. I couldn't resist, so I decided that I'd make some REALLY sarcastic remarks (note: since I have posted too many images for the site rules, I will post them as links):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw054.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw056.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw057.jpg

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And now... for the biggest shocker of them all...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/iris13/gw059.jpg

I was really surprised that people could actually believe the bull that was coming out of my mouth. I thought I said some of the most outrageous and ridiculous things, and that nobody would actually think I was being serious. But... I guess not. o_o;

Because this is a joke, it may actually belong in Riverside... but I dunno. It was this forum or Riverside, and I couldn't decide.

I hope people get a laugh out of this...

Anyone else have funny experiences they want to talk about?

Edit: BMPs have been changed to JPGs.

Can you convert those into JPGs for easier in-browser viewing?

m19

Just because YOU haven't found undead-uber-Gwen yet, don't think the rest of us haven't.

Besides, she's a Warrior. Or a Mesmer. Everyone knows that.

Is her elite skill still called Super Duper Healing, or am I wrong about that too?

Hahaha... Classic. It's hard to believe some people are that gullible. "Super Duper Healing", I ask you...

I think it's from her Flute... when you kill her she drops Gwen's Super Duper Flute, which you can salvage with a Super Duper Salvage Kit to unlock the skill.

That's good stuff!

Rofl you're so evil

Funny! Also... a little frightening

Heh, and people get mad at me when I enter a town or city and put in the Trade channel, "WTB: 15 platinum pieces. Will pay 100 gold"

Haha, great stuff.

A week or two ago I saw something amusing in Augury Rock. Someone advertised a "Superior Ignore List Expansion Rune" in the Trade channel whenever someone spammed the All channel with "WTS/WTB". Unfortunately it came with a penalty of -75 friends. The same person said "LFG for mirror fight (fully infused)". Brilliant.

I always thought people were stupid as hell but... damn...

I still wonder where Gwen went. O_O

Everybody wonders where Gwen went.

Didn't the pictures already explain it? Gwen's Fortress? Come on... the TRUE LAST BOSS OF THE GAME. Everybody knows that.

All this talk about Gwen, I would bet money on it that the Devs will add something to do with her in the next expansion or soon :-/

Erm.

..Have you guys never been to the underworld? xD

I bet none of you have been to Super Duper Underworld. The Super Duper Forgemaster crafts armor that requires 50 Super Duper Gwen flutes and costs 100 platinum per piece.

I've yet to be to the underworld. Dunno how to even get there.

Man if I'd been that Gronk dude I would've played along.

That's just the warrior set. The monk's robes require super duper little girl's capes and super duper shards of tapestry.