Worst Monster name

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purebad
purebad
Frost Gate Guardian
#1
Im sure this has been around here before, but I'm bored, and want to have some fun...

So whats the worst monster name in your opinion, or the most stupid sounding/originality lacking
Star Alfur
Star Alfur
Wilds Pathfinder
#2
First that comes to mind ... Yerk Plopsquirt. (Monk Mergoyle)
Pi_Numurian
Pi_Numurian
Lion's Arch Merchant
#3
A lot of the hydra bosses in the desert have funny names
Ninetail Trickster
Ninetail Trickster
Lion's Arch Merchant
#4
Cobble Poundstone. Actually, a lot of the Old Ascalon boss names.
Or Rogue, followed by Rogue Elementalist. One uses 'Rogue' as a noun, the other uses it as an adjective. It's like 'zomg anet pwned the english language'.
Night Daftshadow
Night Daftshadow
Banned
#5
Crush Kill. I don't know if Anet was being uncreative here or just plain lazy when coming up with this name LOL.
quickmonty
quickmonty
Ancient Windbreaker
#6
Glut Wallop
R A C
R A C
Lion's Arch Merchant
#7
Not monster name, but:
Monk. In other games, monks are uber bare-handed melee fighters. Our monk should be called a cleric. Even Urban Dictionary agrees.

2. cleric
a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others

that cleric just ressurected zaven
Francis Demeules
Francis Demeules
Desert Nomad
#8
The Judge will bring the law! Joke

It just funny to see him near Yak bend and at Thunderhead Keep
Alcazanar
Alcazanar
Lion's Arch Merchant
#9
how about the best?

Zieg Zamn Mada

(hydra ele boss)

worst?

undead rurik

(wtf lol you are dead DEAD!!)
Count to Potato
Count to Potato
Jungle Guide
#10
Krog Smush sounds like a hulk talk
art_
art_
Jungle Guide
#11
snik hungrymind

Sounds more like a Su-Doku addict then an energy-draining ice imp.
natus
natus
Wilds Pathfinder
#12
Numa Plaguemane :l
Jetdoc
Jetdoc
Hell's Protector
#13
Non-boss names:

Life Pod - supposed to be a bit of a twist, but instead sounds like something out of Star Wars

River Skale Tad - WTF is a Tad? Tadpole? Why not just say "Cutesy Wootsey Itty Bitty Skale?"

Rockshot Devourer - Okay, I get these are in the desert, but what is a Rockshot? Sounds like something from American Idol or what David used to defeat Goliath.

Rogue Bull - watch out...it's a bull with a leather jacket on!!! He's a rebel!!!
Pevil Lihatuh
Pevil Lihatuh
Jungle Guide
#14
not certain here but i always find "Kekona Pippip" amusing... Other than that "stone elemental" is pretty unimaginative... hehe. or the bosses that are just called "Mursaat Elementalist" etc.
rezabm
rezabm
Frost Gate Guardian
#15
Grawl bosses names sound like generated by some lame program

Pekpek, Dimdim, Wupwup...the best one is probably Onaona Kubkub

I miss Lollol or Roflrofl
UndeadRoadkill
UndeadRoadkill
Krytan Explorer
#16
We were laughing at Grook Plugalug the other day.
konohamaru heaven
konohamaru heaven
Lion's Arch Merchant
#17
Boss names in general are simliar like the stone summit for example all have something in common with rocks (its a clan thing I think). The gnrawl names end with two repeating words normallly as their tribal/clan boss names.
Ninetail Trickster
Ninetail Trickster
Lion's Arch Merchant
#18
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetdoc
Non-boss names:

Life Pod - supposed to be a bit of a twist, but instead sounds like something out of Star Wars

River Skale Tad - WTF is a Tad? Tadpole? Why not just say "Cutesy Wootsey Itty Bitty Skale?"

Rockshot Devourer - Okay, I get these are in the desert, but what is a Rockshot? Sounds like something from American Idol or what David used to defeat Goliath.

Rogue Bull - watch out...it's a bull with a leather jacket on!!! He's a rebel!!!
...heh... heh heh. Heh. .....hah.....
Charr Martyr. Sorta' overplayed... I mean, a single skill a martyr does not make. o_O;

Edit: I'm a professor! ~professes~
Diablo???
Diablo???
Forge Runner
#19
Yxthoshth!
Matsumi
Matsumi
Jungle Guide
#20
I agree with the grawl ones, everytime I've started a character I thought those were really lame... Daboo DimDim, and some of the mesmer bosses really have stupid sounding names, makes me wonder, what exactly do they really plan to do to me in battle? I remember one however, in the southern shiverpeaks that sounded kind of sexual or something, forgot the name though, but after beating it, I was thinking, "Ya, what exactly was THAT suppose to mean?" was he gonna smash me then squirt me or something?