Scammer profession

Spin off from different thread but imagine:


Primary att: Deception (lower you victims ability to percieve your scams by 5% for each point into deception)

Next att: Lieing (for each point into lying you become more effective at it)

next att: stupidity (for each point into stupidity you gain 5 IQ points)

next att: evilness (for each point into evil you feel less & less remorse per victim scammed)


Skill connected with deception: Abort trade signet (For 5...25 seconds you are able to close and open trade widnow at speed at which victim will nto notice, if scam is pulled off as such you gain 5....25 energy)

Lieing: Description alterer (cost: 25 energy) (For 1...5 seconds object's description is altered in trade window to what you advertised it as)

Stupidity: Fact blast (cost 15 energy) (For 5...10 seconds GW spews random useless facts to other player to force them to forget what they were doing letting them be scammed easier and forcing them to forget to take screenies to avoid reporting)

Evilness: Laughing (maintained enchantment, cost 10 energy) (While you maintain this enchantment you feel 10....25% less remose for victim of your scam)

Feel free to add in any other skills

Removed because someone thought it was rude

Haha, very Satirical. I think I can add one or two.


Morality: Enchantment spell. Costs 1 energy to maintain.
The next time you are scammed, you cannot fathom the irony and loose all gold on your person. You gain a 50% chance to get a full refund from ANet when you complain without screenshot proof, and Morality ends.

Are you the 'shoot down everyones suggestions in a rude way' Troll?

Seriously, I think the "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all," really applys to at least the last ten posts I've seen made by you in the suggestion forum.

If its a bad idea I am not going to say nothing and perhaps have it implemented.

And this is supposed to be a serious forum.

And it really isnt funny...

now on a more serious que,

so, you just steal form the enimies?, cause we all kno we cant maintain enchants in LA

Douping Hack
copy any item in your inveotry from materials. After 1 hour, it turns back into materials.

I see you insult people on every page I see you on, serously, chill! btw I think it would be cool if you could pickpocket your foes..Lol..

It's quite obvious when something is a good idea, by the massive amount of pages and good discussion involved with it, coming in with remarks like you were and just not adding anything at all to the discussion does not help in any way. Theres no need to actually tell the people they have a bad idea, they'll find out when nobody supports their idea, and ANet is not going to implement something that three people want.