55 Oink !!

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J
Jhored Tallspear
Ascalonian Squire
#1
I thought I had to share this....the strangest experience I have to date playing GW

I was with a PUG in Kryta doing the mission to get into Lions Arch, we are going OK until the last battle across the swamp to the boss dude and the Necrid Horseman, where we we get it wrong, get spanked and all of us bar a lvl 9 Me/Mo die. there are only two sorcerors, the boss and the horseman left. We think about bailing but decide to see if the Me/Mo can get anywhere near us to rez.

Somewhere along the way we recruited this warthog thing called Oink. I'm not sure where, but the lil fella has been tagging along, and is still not giving up the fight. For some reason the undead don't recognise him as a threat, so go back to being passive, despite the continual head charging of the lil fella Oink.

He takes out the first Sorceror...and then the second, now we are all ROFLOAO at this point and someone has christened him the 55 Oink.

Not content with this, he proceeds to attack the Necrid Horseman and batters him to within an inch of his un-life, allowing the Monk to Rez us and we take the Necrid and the boss man down and complete the mission.

So I'd just like to say thanks for saving our azzes to the 55 Oink...not only did he complete the mission for us, but made me laugh so hard I had to stop playing for about 10 mins afterwards.
lofblad
lofblad
Academy Page
#2
Hehe that's hilarious I love that little pig, I named my own pig Oink as an homage. Now I have to change it to "55hp Pig". Thanks for the story!
F
Former Ruling
Grotto Attendant
#3
Oink is an NPC that follows you for the bonus - which you didn't activate - so he continued to follow you.
R
Renegade ++RIP++
Krytan Explorer
#4
and he is invincible.

He saved my butt a couple times in that swamp
azunder
azunder
Frost Gate Guardian
#5
If you talk to oink in battle, he'll respond to you in english!
Caged Fury
Caged Fury
Krytan Explorer
#6
It's a pity that Oink isn't one of the henchies you can take.
R
Renegade ++RIP++
Krytan Explorer
#7
I still think aidan should have him as pet...
M
Mister Overhill
Lion's Arch Merchant
#8
Don't know why, but warthogs seem to fly under the radar a lot of the time. I thought oink was a hoot the first time I went through there, so when I made my latest character, W/R, I chose a warthog as a pet. A lot of times it seems that he is the only one in the party that doesn't take damage.
quickmonty
quickmonty
Ancient Windbreaker
#9
Oink is eternal. Oink never dies. Oink FTW!
Makkert
Makkert
Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh
#10
Oink is the pet of Chuck Norris.
Rilder
Rilder
Frost Gate Guardian
#11
Oink is Balthazars warrior... infact he gets free trips to the Fissure of Woe... you should see that pigs fissure armor
Jetdoc
Jetdoc
Hell's Protector
#12
Kryta rocks for that mission and for the Divinity Coast mission. In both you get super-powered NPC's that distract the undead and don't steal drops from you.
kvndoom
kvndoom
Forge Runner
#13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkert
Oink is the pet of Chuck Norris.
Hilarious.
R A C
R A C
Lion's Arch Merchant
#14
That's it, dropping my lizard and grabbing a hog.
Vilaptca
Vilaptca
Pre-Searing Vanquisher
#15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Renegade ++RIP++
I still think aidan should have him as pet...
Eh...pretty sure that wolf that leads you safely to Lions Arch is Aidan's pet.
Makkert
Makkert
Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh
#17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vilaptca
Eh...pretty sure that wolf that leads you safely to Lions Arch is Aidan's pet.
yep.
I believe the name is Snow....
lyra_song
lyra_song
Hell's Protector
#18
Quote:
Originally Posted by Makkert
yep.
I believe the name is Snow....
I thought that pet belonged to the ranger that tells you to go to Aidan...
R
Renegade ++RIP++
Krytan Explorer
#19
no its aidans pet

but nothing stops him from changing after he noticed how strong and unbudgable oink is

Besides I really wished that as a hench you could get a beastmaster ranger and that some of those skills get beefed a tad... I so miss a consistent knockdown . All the good ones are so conditional.
M1h4iL
M1h4iL
Jungle Guide
#20
Lol great story