HEY~! It's not sportsmanlike to bite me there!
If I took a shot like that to the nards, I don't think I'd have the presence of mind to say much more than "UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!"
Which, I must say, looks like about the right quote given your pet's facial expression...