Biggest Wimps.......

In an idle moment, I was thinking about what are the biggest wimps monster-wise in GW. By this I mean those beasties that look mean, sound mean, but go down like prices at Xmas. My vote goes to....HM Onis

As far as I can see, they have all the requirements - they generally pop up out of nowhere, are lvl 30 and look quite threatening.

In reality, their actual function seems to be to die very quickly whilst making slightly sad noises. Every time a group pops, they seem to me to be saying "Oh noes" in a slightly Tellytubbyish way, as if they know what's about to happen. I almost feel sorry for them

Bone Dragons....

The Hunger (You can troll it by bringing a human team with plague touch on a few people, just keep touching him, and he kills himself, much lulz were had)

grawl...though they do have numbers on their side, doesnt help them.

The Lich. Bro needs to get some max armor, seriously. BTW he attacks with life siphon and unholy feast.

Biggest Wimps, you say?

[sarcasm] I'd have to say the humans (player-character), in any PvP arena. [/sarcasm]

Terrorweb Dryders, and Abyssals IMO.

Abbadon. He's a freaking god who gets curbstomped like nothing and the best minions he can throw at you are slabs of rock.

Bridge Troll.

I'm not asking for Rotscale on a bridge or anything, but for being the only one in the game, at least make him more interesting than a regular troll from non-max areas in Prophecies.

Frostmaw the Kinslayer......

She's all noise.

Anything undead.

Didn't I say I play a dervish?

Skullreaver!!!!

I agree with the OP about Onis. I've always said they're nothing but minion fodder.

Another one that sticks out in my mind is the Ele boss in the Raisu Palace mission. - Dumbest. Dragon. Ever.

Zhu Hanaku. Really.

The Black Beast of Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

agreed with Abaddon, reminds me of the genie , INFINITE POWER, ity bity living space

Shiro and Doppelganger. When a boss can be solo'd in less than a minute in HM, that should tell you something.

Molotov Rocktail, hit him with pain inverter and forget about it.

Surprised no one mentions Undead Prince Rurik.

His Tactics attribute is 0, and 2 out of 4 of his skills are Tactics... He appears to be more of a casualty caught in the fire while facing that dangerous group of Fire Imps surrounding him.

Not to mention he's first killed by a snowslide and then revived by the most pathetic end-game boss of the entire videogame history.

Poor guy.

Especially when you can force it to commit suicide.

Shiro.
What kind of end-game boss can be killed in less than 10 seconds?

And I don't mean having a special team set to kill him, just any team with at least 1 warrior. Storm of Swords celestial skill takes him down like nothing.