April Fools!

My skill bar: Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower

Zhed's skill bar: Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower

Acolyte Sousuke's skill bar: Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower, Meteor Shower

Gwen's skill bar: Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm, Firestorm


They should make it so all the merchants/traders close shop for the day

-or-

They should shut down the servers for the day... haha people would freak.

Make up some weird story about a temporal rift giving you direct access to Dhuum and Mallyx. When you try it out they are really there, but they are lvl1, 1hp and no skills and doesnt drop anything at all

Fake ecto named Glob of Ectospasm dropping freely in town. But when you try selling it you realise its stuck to you like z coins, cant be traded or sold to any npc. All you can do with it is viewing it or bin it.

But I really hope for some ridiculous fake skills update, I had a good laugh last year

Rare Material Trader sells Globs of Ectoplasm at 100g each. Obsidian Shards sell for 50g each.

this...i like the idea. especially the players black and white on a colored game.

It would be so easy to yank everybody's chain. Just announce on April 1 some crazy changes to the game, but they will be implemented on April 2.

* Players will be able to bring seven heroes in PvE areas only.
* Character slots and Xunlai storage tabs will now cost $5 in online store.
* Kurzick and Luxon Faction rewards are now permanently doubled in Alliance Battles and vanquishing.
* Codex Arena is to be removed and it will be renamed Casual Chat/Roleplay District. Party Time enchantment will be permanently enabled in the area.
* Drunkard, Sweet Tooth, and Party Animal are now account-based titles.
* Announcing a new Fifth Year Anniversary bonus item: The Box of Shut Up--Instantly stops all firework displays in towns or guild halls.

Revert the game to GW Build 1.0 or whatever the build was on Proph release. I'm talking refund points and sh**.
For Factions the build for fac release and for Nightfall that build.

Or mix them. Fun times

i love this idea. or like the gwen chan theme we log in and every lvl 20 char is turned into a animal of some type in towns. example wars-wolves,derv-crocs. and a small part of me wishes they would repeat the sex change one but add in if you log onto a war you turn into another class too along with the sex change.

They should announce that GW2 will be P2P

Or switch the look of our characters around, Necros look like Warriors etc. All chat in LA & Kamadan would probably overload if that happened with all the wtf's?

Inform all players that nothing whatsoever from HoM can be transferred from GW1 to GW2.

i think its funny that people are asking for their to be a fake skill update. we all know it is going to be fake..the "scare" factor is gone by now. they need to actually implement something that is totally outrageous for people to have fun with, like an elite skill that turns you into abbadon or something..

Something like being able to use all pve skills in pvp for a single day would sure be fun lol.

Make the blind condition turn your whole entire screen white while blinded so that B.Surgers can keep you out of the game indefinitely.

Make daze distort the display output on your screen, similar to that of the level five drunkard effect, and make all your inputs randomize (i.e.: push left, go right, push attack, tabs around instead, etc. ).

Make bleeding condition cause your screen to display blood stains all over the screen.

Change the character design of all the players strictly in Random Arenas into retarded autistic emo rocker kids. Make all /report's award triple the dishonor points, and if players incur a ban during April fools, the ban becomes permanent.

Random meteors falling in town killing ppl.... this would be great around spamadan storage ad1

i liked the idea of a really early post about being trippy. have a permanent drunk(level5) screen effect. also head sizes 5x bigger.

better idea: Ooze invasion! (the truth is coming!)

They'll probably announce an event and forget to activate it.

Oh wait, that's happening right now.

Something similar, how about all towns/outposts becoming PvP areas where you could have massive fights? That would be funny, like a full district of Kamadan or LA with everyone all fighting eachother. Auto res. after 15 seconds or something

Although tbh that would have not much to do with April Fools, would still be fun tho, at least for a day

Blind Was Mingson:

Changed functionality. Hold Mingson's ashes for 5...10...20 seconds. While holding his ashes, you are immune to the blind condition.

Spirits are now susceptible to cripple condition.

Announce Guild Wars 3...

All kidding aside, I think they should pull a beta Pre-Searing Gwen on us. I just wanna see Spontaneous Combustion again!

#dismantle

Changed the bold part...
lol to the cripple thing