XTH is coming back

100% confirmed? no... but consider this.

Teal Dawn is inspiring people to buy zkeys http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10419443
while simultaneously trying to trade/sell his zkeys: http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10419543
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...17#post4998317
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...21#post4998421

Why is he telling people to spend platinum on zkeys and get rid of his?

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/m...t10363615.html
Why are people trying to inflate the price of EL Asura tonic? Snowball ATs have been going on, some pro PVPers have over 2000 zkeys just from the past 14 days. Other AFKbots racked up a ton of zkeys also by just pressing join. It is pretty obvious there are a ton of zkeys and it is almost like a mini RR month ie: any tonic dropping recently (yeti, asura) should be cheap (see: macabre, skeletonic). No intelligent person would pay 80-100e for an ugly midget with bad teeth.


Putting both together.... A very rich person wants you to buy his zkeys while simultaneously people are illegitimately raising the price of the monthly tonic to inspire you to buy zkeys and use them. What is the possibly explanation? XTH possibly coming back? If it does, zkeys go from 5k->4k and people with 1000's of zkeys lose.... 1000's of plat.

Wait I don't get it. What does this have to do with XTH? How would one rich guy have any knowledge of it (unless he worked for Anet or something)?

Conspiracy theory much?

IBTL...

Unless there is an official announcement for XTH coming back with a set date, this is pure coincidence.

so quick question? how did these people magically find out that XTH is comming back?

Meh, speculation ftl. Although, ANet's updates are coming farther and farther apart, wouldn't be surprised if it came back 7 months after they said we'd have final word.

Don't post "XTH is coming back" when you don't have once goddamn ounce of proof. None of those suggestions proove anything. Conspiracy theory much.

Sorry.....but misleading..and..especially this horrifically misleading title pisses me off much.

lol, more like the ultimate QQ thread of the week

Conspiracy theories make me zzzzzzz. Don't count on XTH coming back unless you're counting on being disappointed.

The title of this thread claims certainty, and your opening line reveals that this is simply a "conspiracy theory".

This thread was over before it even began.

This has gotta be like one of the top 10 worst guru threads of all time.

There is some sorta super rich Guild Wars Illuminate with insider info on the developers secretly manipulating the prices in the free market.

So something about people selling/having z keys wtf are you talking about this makes no sense.

kind of a stretch don't u think? O_o just all based on some trades that are occuring? O_o

The guy is telling you to buy keys for the same reason radio commercials are telling you to buy gold: to make money.

People try to manipulate the market in this game to turn profits the same as in real life.

If your speaking of the wondrous creator of this thread full of infinite wisdom...he's actually saying the exact opposite...
motives might be to lower prices so he can get his title...
or he could have had a bit to much to drink...
or this could be a really bad joke...

This thread delivers 10/10

entirely true. Elvis told me and JFK even confirms it.

IBTL

To the OP: Please stay on your meds.

Where's the grassy knoll? I put 0% faith in XTH returning until I've seen it from ANet.

Sing it with me...to dreeeeeam...the impossible dreeeeam.

^ This!!!

This is the funniest thread i've seen in awhile, I have to thank you guys for that.