if you could be anything except an adventurer...

if you could be any profession in the Guild Wars universe, what would it be?
and when I say profession, I mean: what would you do for a living, or what would you simply do if you weren't busy saving the world?

personally I'd like to become a member of the Order of Whispers or on the off chance that doesn't work out, being an instructor in Shing Jea might be cool.

Kytan ambassador to the Asura, clearly the best choice.

I'd be a Guard of the Isles standing guard in HA id1 so i can listen to the shit-talkers all day for endless entertainment.

There's my dream

I'd run a help center for out of work henches. Either that or horse trader.......oh wait.

Seriously though I'm gonna have to go with corsair. It's a pirate's life for me.

Tolkano.

I would literally see everyone in guild wars

armor guy so I can make huge amounts of money selling lingerie

Albax.

So I can punish people for minor infractions by not killing them but ruining their lives. No luck for you!

I'd like to be balthazar, but i don't think being a god is really a feasible proffesion ;-) so instead, i'd be a guild lord and rack in all the cash from people filling their guild halls with npc's, muhahahahah!

The Little Gnome in the Zaishen chest that gives out firewaters and cremes and laughs at all the people giving him keys.

I would be Benton In the underworld so I can shield aatxes away from solo farmers :]

I'd either be a Base Defender so I can wtfpwn any noobs who come near me (heck, i'd leave the base and just walk through the battleground wtfpwning everything) or I'd be Kormir and steal the godness in front of everyone and laugh in their face.

I'd be a librarian in the Halls of Chokhin, an Asuran golemancer or a human golemancer amongst the Asuran golemancers, an agent of the Order of Whispers, an archivist, a Mage Lord, or a, I can't recall the actual name, but an Asuran spellcrafter or human spellcrafter amongst the Asura.

Edit: Or whatever profession one would consider Bahltek.

For once, Leon was predictable. o_O

Has the world gone mad?

Not until Menzies invades, good sir.

I initially read that as "not until the Mesmers invade".

Which is probably just as accurate...

Menzies the mad and Mesmers which are overpoweres and make me QQ.
yea that'll make the world very mad.

what if menzies had AoE VoR/empathy?
>_<

Well, VoR is AoE by nature, and Shadow Mesmers in the Realm of Torment do have it...

(Idly, mesmers overpowered? I'd be interested to see how you came by that conclusion - a lot of the player base still considers them useless unless they're carrying overpowered PvE skills.)

Probably something to do with the Asura. Science always interested me.

Menzies the Mad, Lord of Destruction, Eater of Donuts.

That guy has too many titles compared to Abaddon and Dhuum.

Though, I think Shiro The Betrayer, The Corrupt, The Traiter has more titles than him.