Silliest Thing You've Been Reported For

I got banned for a few days for swearing. I wasn't doing it in any malicious form or directed towards a particular user, and it was all spelled correctly (as is my policy) so the filter most certainly blocked it out. What means is that there was some retarded shithead who thought that they should turn off the filter and then complain about the result.

Interesting to note, Firefox considers "shithead" a correct and acceptable part of the English language. I think I'll check Oxford to see if it's there as well.

I gave a guy 2 Warrior tomes, and typo'd that he could sell for about 500k each, he said he got reported for trying to sell at that price, oops lol

I was reported in Ra because as a monk i was healer not smiter..

I was selling iris Flowers for 7g in Pre a few weeks ago and someone asks to buy 5. Took me outside and started calling me a scammer when i opened trade with him. Spent about 20 mins running around Ascalon spamming "grethor skyrim is lvl 14 scammer dont trade him". Some people are so odd

I got reported for leeching, so I reported the person who reported me back. They were pretty upset.

Still, you shouldn't false report people or they'll get you back.

I got reported for swearing in the middle of an AB match. I was actually typing in the wrong chat and intended to whisper a friend of mine. They didn't seem to care that the sentence made no sense and was obviously meant for another person. 2 people insisted that they reported me for it -_-

well, my two reports are sill,y but well deserved, pvp names: forum nazi, and I Cant See Shlt (a ritualist of course, back before anet made them useless)

Reported for interrupting a Blood Magic Necro.

Fort Aspenwood is a good place, imo.

I was reported for buying ectos for less than the usual value.

A few months ago I got a lucky Dyad Bow drop from Rragar's Chest, feeling all pleased with myself I posted a pic in the "Post Your Awesome Weapons" thread in the screenshot forum. After a few minutes someone PMed me asking to see it, I obliged, (he didnt ask me to drop it or anything, and just seemed interested). He asked if I were to sell it, how much would it be worth? I said probably about 100k +100-whatever ectos. He was like "zomg, thats awesome, I'll get that!" I made it clear I wasnt going to sell it.


I hear nothing for about a fortnight, until I get a PM from a randomer (by this time, i'd forgotten who this guy was) who starts asking tonnes of questions; what am I up to? Got any good drops? Bought any new armour? Then eventually, "Hey, I got that money you wanted! Can I have the bow now?!" *puzzled face from me*

"I never said I was going to sell it."
"ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! I just wasted two weeks farming this gold to buy the bow!!!! ZOMG!"
"You know, all I did was tell you a price check, you could probably get the same bow from someone else for the same price"
"ZOMG! False advertising!! ZOMG /report /report"

*ignore*

Hahaha eww...
This one guy spammed "seling steel ingot 150g each!!" So I said I'll buy 20. He tried to sell me iron instead....then report me for scamming his materials...

I got reported for using RoF


"That skill is teh shit"

I called someone a nazi.... it was worth the week long "racist" ban.

Oh yeah. I got reported for saying "brb 30 secs, grabbing plate" in AB. By the time I left my seat, grabbed my plate and came back, which took MAYBE 30 seconds, I was reported twice for leeching. The team heard about it... >_>

Lol. God, I need to stop reading Contract Law because now I think that's hillarious.

i got banned for saying the f-word in town correctly spelled.....

got banned again for my monk's name Black Druggie<_<

he looked like he was stoned and he was black so thats what his name was.......oh well i saw that one coming.

been reported for the name

QQ Nostradumass

umm been reported for telling a lvl 20 that the greens in Shing jea are not 10k each. Also was funny cause he kept yelling at me cause i was on my new assassin who wasn't lvl 20 so that proved that knew nothing about the game cause he had been playing for 6 years cause he had 6 minis....some people are so retarded....

lets see been reported for leeching when capping a shrine in AB. There are some interesting things i've been reported for

Think I was reported twice in AB. The first time I was on my Elementalist using an insane (at the time) AoE spike build before it was nerfed and was reported for ".kill"ing people...?

The second time I was in AB again, this time using an Aura of Displacement build on an Assassin. Apparently I WAS TELEPORTING! DUN DUN DUN! I'll understand if you don't believe this one, I have a hard time believing it myself.

People really are retarded.

I was in RA, and my guild and I decided we wanted to sync 4 people from Chinese dists, so we did, and after we beat this one team, one of the members PM'd me saying how he was going to ban me for syncing because it was against the EULA. After like 10 minutes of making fun of how stupid he was, and trying to explain to him that syncing isnt even in the EULA, he decided to tell me that his brother worked for Anet and that he was gonna get me banned. I told the guy to have his brother ban me right now, and of course he couldn't, so he told me that "his brother works in the server department" and he doesn't have access to that kind of stuff. I just lol'd and made fun of him for like 10 more minutes.

Probably would be getting reported for, as a guy, playing a girl character.

Some people don't seem to understand the concept of being able to make your character pretty much whatever.

Wait you got banned for being racist against nazis? That's almost too funny...