If you can have a skill in real life, what would it be?

[skill]Clumsiness[/skill] would be pretty funny.
[skill]Bull's Charge[/skill] would make your the best football player ever.
[skill]Rampage as one[/skill], because going fast with your dog is awesome.
[skill]Mind Freeze[/skill] would also be entertaining.
But ultimately...

[skill]Avatar of Balthazar[/skill]/[skill]Avatar of Grenth[/skill]. Or [skill]Aura of Displacement[/skill]. Can't decide.

Spectral Agony. Who the hell's going to stop me?

Just this bar:

[Shove]
[Frenzy]
["On Your Knees!"]
["Help Me!"]
[Penetrating Blow]
["Brace Yourself!"]
[Final Thrust]
[Thrill Of Victory]

(Shove, Frenzy, "On Your Knees!", "Help Me!, "Penetrating Blow, "Brace Yourself!", Final Thrust, Thrill Of Victory)

Fixed, also awesome bedroom combo.

Junundu Form.

Why?

Because not every girl in the world has seen what is lurking beneath my underwear.

Signet of return

Strike with Hamstring attack to cripple your fleeing opponent, then rain fire down upon him as he slowly limps away.

haha quoted for truth.

I'm going with this guy.

LMFAO. Fair enough x].

I'll be corny/dull and go with Res Chant. Just in case.

But for amusement, Moebius Strike would be nice, punching people in a loop .

(Yeah I can't think much right now...)

[Diversion] or [Psychic Distraction]
Those are the win against those people that just won't stop talking stupid things

Rusty is so amazing. I'd go with that.

His name is also in green. Intriguing...

YEAAAAAAA
nuff said

[Rampage as One] I can attack faster with my pets.

Concise: (5 seconds.) Target foe has -24...1 Health degeneration; moves, attacks, and uses skills 80% slower; and loses 81...3 Health each second.

I'll be your court jester when you rule the world...

or can be the travel agent: i.e the guild: Tyrian Travel Agents (:

[Aura of Displacement]

*jumps to teacher* SURPRISE YOU BASTARD *bashes his/her head on the desk*
*stops maintaining*

Wut? I was hier all the time.

Or...

[Sandstorm]

Oh the lulz.

["You're All Alone!"][shove][Penetrating Blow][Frenzy][Final Thrust][Escape][Thrill of Victory]

Yes, I can have 3 elites on my bar, because I am that cool.

[light of deldrimor]

just to satisfy my curiosity

EDIT:
[pain inverter]

for all would-be victims of above raep builds

I'd become a wrestler with [dolyak signet]

[dwayna's kiss]

GOD I'M SO LONELY