If you can have a skill in real life, what would it be?

Resurrect, so I could start my own religion- Disciples of Awesomeness. Where we believe that God exists as a RL admin, who will one day come and perma-ban all the RL n00bs, like George W. Bush and The Jonas Brothers. In the mean time, I would resurrect awesome people like Chris Farley, and that guy who played the dad in Everybody Loves Raymond.

[Vengeful Was Khanhei]

Walking down dark alleys at night has never been so fun.

THE DAD FROM RAYMOND DIED!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....i didnt know that. R.I.P. you cranky old man. anyway, the rest of it made me lol. the jonas brothers do suck.

Nothing wrong with a bit of Spiteful Spirit

Edit: double post

Hmmm...something fun, shadow stepping would be very nice, however i wouldnt want samuel jackson on my ass


i think i'd definately have to go with plague touch

Me: *goes to LA* you! RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO, c'mere...what diseases do you have?....perfect!

Me(later) Mr. Bush....i sure would like to shake your hand, by the way....you'd better hope the government does have the aids vaccine hidden away from sight


btw....why are [amp] scrubs here, you've got your own carebear forums

Hmm, [Tease] could always be useful, but then that would probably mean I'd have to have [Mark of protection] as well.

Vengeance!!! lol

[skill]deadly paradox[/skill][skill]glyph of swiftness[/skill][skill]shadow form[/skill]

Or just [skill]shadow form[/skill] providing it could be kept up perminantly. Imagine the fun

"You move like a dwarf"

[Resurrect] .. ..

Shockwave. Oh the lulz I would get.

Sliver armour ftw!!!


Im the human tank!!!! try to make me stay in my room!! im goin out NOOW!!

[skill]Distracting Blow[/skill]

Maybe people will actually pay attention instead of daydreaming.

San Fransisco wouldn't like you much.


Migraine for sure. Spontaneously causing migraines to the people I work with would just be SOOO amusing.

Mending.

I can haz be Wolverine.

½ 5

For the next 10 seconds, my attacks double strike and hit each nearby foe.


self-explanatory if you know i <3 rugby

Deep Freeze,
No more traffic jams for me.

[skill]lightning hammer[/skill] Hammertime!

Enfeeble, i finally can beat people in sports when they're more badass then i am :P