crazy RA stories

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Lol tank build.
I seen a ranger using healing breeze and next to no other skills.I still camped him for kills,got to like 19.He was high off sups.

I can see it's your first pvp match form your skill bar lol.

Loldefypain.

Anyway -

I was playing a mesmer, wasn't very good... and in the end, it was 1v1, me vs a rit channeler. He had a load of self heals and i had none whatsoever. It took him 4 minutes to kill me, by which time i'd got him down to 1/4 health xD

The other day i was doing my usual day of RA

get in new team

we had a mes with energy surge some interupts FRENZY ADN HEAL SIG

omg

I met a USEFUL rezmer. Signet of Illusion, Restore Life, Restful Breeze and some smiting skills. He could kill, rez fast at high health and then heal.

not BS a monk with

[skill]healing signet[/skill][skill]frenzy[/skill][skill]gash[/skill][skill]hundred blades[/skill][skill]mending[/skill]

<<<then proceeded to rage at me for not keeping him alive while he "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYED" into the enemy team!

fun fun fun
edit: can't believe I forgot to point out he was using frenzy....thanks pg3 people!
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also a war that continually raged at me cause I died when i went to answer the phone and proceeded to say "if you can't monk don't fu**in do it noob" - I lol'd and didn't heal him for the rest of the fights :P
<<<aah good days

well off to RA to find more lols!

edit: just found a war with [skill]unyielding aura[/skill]

there seems to be a trend of mesmers using illusion of weekness+healing sig+ frenzy. When i aksed why he was using the last three skills he pinged the first mentioned skill, strange

Defy Pain? lol yeah couldnt think of anything else to sub in for Ursan.

He said leet PVE players... LOLOL i don't even know why thats so funny but it is.

I won a 3v1 with a cripslash , against 2 wars and a hex necro. prettyyyyy crazy

lolol believe it or not, but I've been screenshotting retards for a while now, got more on my other computer xD made a compilation for your laughs
I'll keep screenshotting and posting these for your laughs xD

yesterday for the first time in GW I got hexed with [pacifism] [amity] (from warriors) [Defender's Zeal] (from a monk)

Ok so...the team loaded, we had no monk and some guy immediately left. it happens. somehow, i convince the team to resign. we all resign (yes it was after timer started). for some reason, the resignation hasnt registered yet.

the enemy team has 4, and charges us. we slaughter them! awesome!

last enemy is about to hit the dirt.

resign triggers.

I saw a permaSF form A/E the other day. Of course... that doesn't work in PvP since it has a PvP version of the skill with only 15 seconds duration. He was clearly too dumb to realize this and tried using it just like the UW farm build... and died quickly.

"Hey Mes, Diversion sucks, its like the worst skill in the game"

lol Evil thats quite an epic collection you got there

heh, I recall seeing a while back in the OT section, someone had made a collage of mendings, from every profession in the game.

My favourite RA stories are all from monking. It is epic lulz when you keep your team alive for 5+ minutes against 4 damage enemies while your team kills nothing, and then being called a useless monk, gg.


EDIT: I lol'ed at the RA bar posted earlier. Defy pain and no cancel stance for frenzy. But my *favourite* part of it all is the nice big Capslock from the opposing number 1. "Failure Warrior".

55 monk with cripslash has to be the stupidest thing I have seen in RA.

There's a lot of warriors with no secondary and Charge! because it's the default elite on a freshly rolled PvP character.




I <3 rits so much.




Wounding Strike is not broken and gay....right.




Wamo wamo wamo.



Um yeah.

^There's my collection. I use to play a lot of RA as my time waster but one can only take so much hex spamming and gimmick mesmers.

as a monk i have some storyes. the best story is the classic: entering a match, the fight begins, the outher them do dmg/condition/ outer monk enoying things as hell and ofcours there is a high rankt f-ucker that calls u a noob, becous he coulden't kill them, and then ofcours i win several times with an outer them :P

i know this isn't just me this happends to and why don't people stop blaming the monks.

ok, now u can sort of blame me :P

after running cof some times, i remembered the nerf, reversal of dmg.

i got an idea, why not take echo and smiters boon and spamm reversal of dmg and heal with the double devine favor. YES! it did work, and its fun as hell :P

ok, they call u noob, we win (not always) i just laugh at the opposit team becous the don't see the reversal of dmg dmg

here is one of thees stories: enter RA, comes with one person that was in the same team befour (we lost that time :P) and he starts to moan and tell the rest that i'm a smiter. sudenly, i see my name on the right and after my name it sayd: have bin reported for leaching, wtf :P

it wasent the moaning player who reported me, just a pissed off player, the funny thing is that we won that time, and the player, with no words, disapeard

i haven't just fire storm in RA befour but maby i will xD just kidding, no good monk uses outher proffs dmg (or dmg in general)

and last of all, this is for the ones that calles monk noobs

i did my work, why diden't u do yours and kill them, N.O.O.B.S

Dervishes with flesh golem , sins with meteor showers , eles using a mix of domination and illusion skills , necros with ele skills. It's enjoyable when they are against you , but when they are in your team , I ask: "WHY GOD WHY?"

I also got insulted many times because I interrupt/divert/pblock/SoM people.
A monk insulted me for diverting WoH and two other skills (his team was from TA , our just normal RA team).