crazy RA stories

RA is a known factory source of lulz. And a lot of it...

hell its the only reason I RA. IDIFTL.

1. People who back up their shitasticness by being rank9/glad5/champ/whatever, despite the fact that any honest player knows that all of the PVP titles can be farmed with either guild piggybacking or lameways. Always cracks me up. Very fun to troll them by claiming to be rank 13~15 and watch them spaz.

2. Winning any 1v4 is always lulztastic. Especially in the sad way you do it.

-cripshot ranger against 3 warriors and an assassin.

-A/D blossom/mobius/crit defense/mystic regen sin. Sadly won quite a few 1v4 with this. Any team without anti block or anti melee can easily lose to it.

-Poison arrow ranger. I only had poison arrow, natural stride, and mend touch on my bar. The other teams insults in local chat were priceless.

3. Winning a glad point with the noobiest bar you can possibly think of. ( Monk/Assassin with nothing but dash, heal area, and infuse health. )

4. any 30+ win with no healer, and against good guilds too. 4 skilled players using random, but highly effective builds flawlessly can cause a lot more havoc in TA then most would care to admit...

5. Any and all antics performed by wammos.

6. Watching nubcakes get all buthurt when they lose. Its friggin RA ! :P

7. can nevar forget the almighty sin "teleport around and res" skillbar composed of 6 shadow steps, Restfull breeze, and restore life. Using [aura of displacement].[shadow walk] followed by [Shadow of Haste] and ressing your party a million times is more fun then it should be.

i met a new ele last night, this one use air attunment, shock, thrill of victory, rez sig, healing sig, and some other war sword attacks. i was rofling so hard my back had rug burns. it was hilarious, i mean whats the use of air atunment to compensate for shock? lol

ok memorable ra stories

fighting a sync team ranger spike and "infusing" with woh on a 40/40 set (we won against them LOL)

watching one dark apostesy assassin solo an entire team (so thats 4+ rez sigs )

having 4 monks on one team during double glad weekend and wand spiking things to death

frenzy heal sig wammos ^^

oh ya and of course.....

the attached image of the MOST PATHETIC EPIC FAIL WAMMO IN GW

edit: i think all names are now erased (cept mine). thx for catching that

*nudge nudge* You took his name out of the skill window, but not the targeting window.

Just saying... that's far to epic to allow to be deleted.

The guy in the targeting window isn't him though, there's a difference between W/Mo and D/W

I have seen a monk using LoD (Light of Dwayna)

Nuff said.... >_>

Tired a new build for my Ranger using only beast master skills in RA. Everyone of my skills was a beast master skill. For the life of me after the battle started I did not know why my skills did not work I was like WTF. Well that anger went to OMG when I notice I am missing charm animal skill. It was RA and I was a little embarrassed and just kept plucking my bow at people I was targeted by a few of the opposition and was hoping to die but my Monk was good and kept saving me. When we won I left rather quickly .

Axe warrior using expel hexes as his elite.

I must say when I see someone on my team with a single profession, that usually is not a good sign.

QFT

Last time I remember person with a single profession was a monk using heal area.

Sometimes I go in with a single profession just to give everyone that impression. Because some of the best builds don't use secondaries at all.

True. On the other hand... often I target the "noob 1 profession" people first because I know they will be a fast kill (or leave them to last if they are utterly worthless).

Going as a secondary of some popular cookie cutter build to throw people off is a better choice in my opinion.
IE, if you are a healer rt with no secondary skills, go assassin so people think you are a spirt's strength guy.
Or go R/D or R/W to look like an swayer or thumper when you really are using a bow.

i aslo do my name as misleading, like if im making a healer monk i would probably name him something with smiting in the name, and one time when i did this the entire team asked if i was a smiter so i guess it works

So true

One guy out there in RA Land has Elder Wolf as his character name (I think he was a warrior) and he had a pet Elder Wolf exactly the same. Really screwed with my targeting

Yeah I usually do both, depends on my mood really.

On that note, going w/mo with a only warrior hammer build ( maybe mending touch if it can fit ) is a great way to avoid being targeted.

ok new one.

Warrior with the following skills:

[build][Shield of Regeneration][Lion's Comfort][Sever Artery][Gash][Endure Pain][Healing Breeze][Frenzy][Rebirth][/build]

win 1 match monk leaves

fight same monk on other team and loose

dirty traitor

Playing as a Dervish Pious Renewal healer and out healing all opposing rits and monks for 10 consec flawless wins.

My first time in RA after 3 years of playing PVE.

Results:




7 consecutive wins with no monk on a core skills only build.

PWNAGE


LOL I thought Id be lost but this PVP thing is a lot easier than PVE, in other words the AI mobs are smarter than most RA players. I reccomend you leet PVE players try it out its hilariouse.

PVE >>> PVP

Ok I lied i did a couple RA matches at Yaks Bend when I was under level 16.