crazy RA stories

im sure you got them so go ahead and lay it on this thread, i searched for it couldn't find it so i posted here, my story is i was Raing just minutes ago and we came across a monk, now i was happy to see a monk even if it was a smiter, but this was a healer, i think, he never healed us. He waded straight across the lava, not using meledru's resilience the only time your "allowed" to do this, and i asked whya re you doing that? his explanation was that our team sucks and that as a ranger i probably suck, couldn't prob interrupt backfire etc etc. Then he went on to explain WHY i suck, its because i didn't have r5 hero and r7, i think, champion so i must be bad. And on top of this instead of leaving he/she stayed in game to continue to insult ppl. Ah RA the place where you meet some strange folks and build. no ss btw its not a significance thing but it did piss me off.

crippling anguish dervishes.
necro/assassins with rigor mortis and dagger attacks.
3x w/mo team trying to rebirth eachother.
magebane rangers talentlessly spamming magebane/dshot/savage and talk shit when they're lucky enough to catch a spell.
team with monk vs team with no monk, monk=win
frenzy on recharge
meteor shower
the only place i've seen wastrel's collapse used a few times
two hour matches of me being afk while a 55 monk tried to axe me down


there's all my RA stories shortened up.

4 monk team vs no monk team the non monk team couldbt kill the 4 monk and the monk couldnt do enough damage to kill anyone that was epic and oh yeah it was pree time runs out you lose it went on for like 30 min before the no monk team left

A Master of Magic Smiter and myself running a Mind shock spiker took on a full team of 4 in the Priest map, that was fun.

And some monk resigning and saying I sucked for running A/P before the match even started. -.-;

I faced him in the next game and he was saying some ranger on his team sucked. Weird.

And the time I ran a "ViM!" Ranger with a sword, and beat a team of three. :x They kinda sucked.

Chicks dig hammer bash monking.

Just 30 minutes ago I was in a team with 2 other ele's (myself being the third ele). Anyway, one of the ele's had a hammer and ran into the enemy like a true wammo. He died and nobody would rez him. Basicly when the game was over he asked "no rez?" and I told him I don't waste my rez signets on hammer ele's. He replies "I don't rez noobs". He then pm's me asking me my rank.. I tell him my glad rank and he replies "no, your REAALL rank". Unsure of which rank I ask him to be more specific, "YOUR REAAALL RANK, you know". I got fed up and just ignored him, sometimes RA can bring out the biggest idiots..

Also, a long time ago I had the most awesome RA team. After having steamrolled through the first ten games we continued on until we reached 32 consecutive victories at which point the monk had to leave so we disbanded. We faced goth spikes and other lame team builds such as Ride the lightning spike but our monk stopped everything. Its amazing what 1 water ele, 1 hammer warrior, 1 crip slash and one decent monk can do.

Same old same old.

1. Go to RA.
2. Meet an ass who thinks he's the shit.
3. Lose. The shit picks someone to blame.
4. It's you.
5. The ass calls you colorful names after the loss.
6. The ass whispers you colorful names after the match.
7. You whisper and tell him to shut the hell up.
8. The ass floods you with more names and puts you on ignore list.

Mine doesn't involve a specific match or person, but a string of events that annoyed me to no end for a week. It was right about the time my old guild was getting heavy into PvP and required officers to HA. I had to unlock it. For a week, every 4th win I experienced a loss, disconnect, rage-quit, or some other circumstance that would contribute to a loss. Haven't seen the issue since, but I have always found it interesting it only happened when I was on the 4th win.

in a 4 monk team once, all healers. we won 4 matches just wanding everything to death(yey for no self heal? ) and didnt concede any deaths, alas we came up against a team with a monk and were at a stalemate the whole match they wouldnt even let us get a glad point :/

and i love it when your on a team who gets 6 flawless wins and theres always one person who thinks the monk is the best monk ever only to get stomped on by a shitload of pressure .

Our guild yelling at one of our officers to get the the f-ing GH so we could gvg when he was on 50+ wins with a RA team.

- Beating a full 'balanced' team (ele, mesmer, warrior and monk) by myself using the old Paladin PvP skill template. Sure it took 30 minutes but hey, it was worth it.
- In a fit of rage I went on my PvE monk, bought the lowest level armor I could find, didn't put any runes on - and my only skill was Blood is Power. Ran into the match screaming "HOW 2 HEEL???????". Somehow we won the first match. Second one not so lucky...
- Magebane PvX rangers that use Serpents Quickness to constantly spam their 3 interrupts, but never actually interrupt anything.
- Warriors with 5 in Fire Magic that use meteor and flare.
- Unyielding Aura.
- Specifically, as a monk, letting your team mates drop one at a time, then when you've got UA maintained on them all and it seems like the team is going to win, ending it and letting them all die, then saccing yourself to death screaming about cult suicides.

i run dshot on my monk in RA do they love that to?


heres a couple good ones

oh ya there are many times when some random kid runs across the map and gets himself killed and calls me nub monk lol... its funny.

Some people dont like RA, but times like this make you very satisfying, 21 wins with no healer.

Dagger ele...
A monk that tried tanking the entire opposing team, which pretty much left us open >>
18 Wins with a ra team ^^
Plenty, plenty more strange builds...

Paragon using [skill]Barrage[/skill]

Monk using [skill]Maelstrom[/skill]

My personal favorite: Assassin using [skill]Wielder's Zeal[/skill]

*Monks with Meteor...

*Anything involving Ray of Judgment

*1hp BiP Necros

*Do NOT get me even started on Wastrel's Collapse...

- The tripple chop necro I ran into a few days ago made me giggle.

- A few months ago I had a match were I had 3 monks in my team, me being warrior(backbreaker). The other team had..3 monks and a sin.
It was a 10min Frenzy love fest in which I scored 2 kills, the opposing sin 0.
Good times with bad RA monks.

Not RA, but... kinda similar.

A Searing Flames... Dervish! Oh yeah I also caught a Paragon doing it.

I allways thought that using [skill]"Charge"[/skill] in RA was a joke. Saw a couple of guys using it and laughed. Is that a waste of an elite skill or not?