Tribute to Heroes and Henchmen

I would like here to express my thanks to the wonderful heroes and henchmen who have made my GW experience so fun.
Special mention, I think should go to:

Heroes:
1- Tahlkora: has been through think and thin with me ever since Nightfall started. She has been doing an awesome job keeping the party alive and interrupting foes.
2- Acolyte Sousuke: superb elementalist with enough fire power to mow thru enemy ranks.
3- Olias: the best minion master one could possibly hope for, never tiring, always doing his job.
4- Gwen: although a new addition she proved brilliant. I had parked her across the wall from the Lich in the Gate of Madness to keep him busy while I capped the shrines. I had later to disable her skills because the Lich almost died and we could have lost the bonus

Henchmen:
1- Lina: Its been an honor being protected by you.
2- Kihm: same as Lina, except Lina stuck around more.
3- Devona: excellent KD warrior, despite what some people say. Willa the Unpleasant and Varesh Ossa confirm my opinion.
4- Eve: self sacrifice to keep others' energy high cannot go unmentioned.
5- Herta: very good addition to most H/H parties.
6- Erys Vasburg: lightning reflexes.
7- Cynn: funny and strong.. I just wish her Metero Shower wouldnt come too late 70% of the time.

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I do not need Heroes. I have [mending].

My heroes are situation dependent, as are my friends, my religion, my preference of sports teams, my political association, and my gender.

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No but in all seriousness, I love my heroes but my main complaint with both them and henchmen is that they refuse to move out of AoE. Kathandrax last night was ridiculous with them all just clumping together and begging for Fire Storm, Savannah Heat, and Searing Flames. Other than that, henchmen builds are generally sucktastic as well.

But... I'm glad you've found love.

Koss - moron that aggros too much
Dunkoro - "tactician" with the worst plans I've ever seen
Melonni - basket case
Tahlkora - whinny little pain in the ass
Zhed - demands we help him and then tells Master he doesn't want us to help, the hell is with that?
Goren - retard
Norgu - worthless glory hog that should be killed
Ogden - midget
Vekk - Asuran, nothing more needs to be said
Gwen - uppity little bitch who needs to stop causing problems (mostly with Pyre)

I think that's enough for now.

You guys will be very happy together.

On topic: I only use heros cuz' they don't complain and use the skills I tell them to.

QFT.
Addition: Sousuke for using arcane echo on fire attunement. yays.

Norgu stole my lifetime supply of Skittles... that fat bastard.

Norgu kept pwning me in the early Norm tournements so I regretfully had to strip him of all weapons, runes, and insignias.

(echos) . . . the fat bastard.

All my heroes own, All the henchies suck. But with my heroes backing them they manage to win.

Ok, Who called the grammar nazi? Also Heroes did not ruin pve, players did. Heroes allow you to enjoy the game without qqing, ragequitting, leeching or any of the other many crappy things only players can do.

Heroes>players>grammar nazi's.

ty for sabway.

NORGU: For messing up the enemy healers and casters
OLIAS: For half-killing most of the melee by the time I switch to them.
DUNKORO: For casting prot spirit/shield of absorbtion when I tell him to.

HERTA: For some actual decent support

Heros/Hench are awesome, I just flag them to a location near an enemy, press ctrl+space and watch. I don't have to do anymore work.

Livia - for taking the job of primary healer 90% of the time
Olias - Keeping them corpses turning since day one
Master of Whispers - for attempting to cast ss on anything that moves, while always tanking ( yes he has more deaths than any of my heros combined

Lina - does the job when the job is needed (hm only)
Mhenlo/Danika - cringe ever time I have to bring them
Herta - probably one of the best hench in the game without a doubt.

Tahlkora: If my GW character could marry anyone, it'd be her.

Zhedd: He's a centaur that throws fireballs at you, what's not to like? But seriously, I like characters who are normally "shunned" or looked down at and who turn up being a great hero.

Olias: I love characters who "turn away" from the bad path to assist a greater good, even though his intentions can be a bit disagreeable.

Herta: Total bitch. But thanks for the wards!

grammar nazi, not just nazi.

I'll say thanks to Alesia, I never H/H'd in prophecies because of her :P

Henchies:
I give my thanks to Alesia and Lina (once i hit the desert in Proph)<--best healer henchies ever
Stefan: idiot swinging a sword
Orion: useful until AoE nerf
Reyna: i got Margrid now
Heroes: I onl ylike Margrid and Pyre really

Herta & Eve - Both are head and shoulders above any other henchie out there.

Lina - Pleasure having her along

Mhenlo - Does the job, but hard to like the guy because of way he acted in factions.

Olias, Livia, and Master of Whispers - Execute Sabway perfectly, although I rarely use MoW.

Gwen - Best interrupter ever! Love having her along for those times when shutting down an enemy is paramount (Hidden City in HM, for example)

Jora - She's built like a tank and can work like one too.

Souske - excellent nuker, fun to have along

Tahlkora - Eww blood! A bit comical, and good with the protection.

Zhed - I fired this aggro happy freak. I won't party up with a wammo who aggros 3 mobs, why would I take a "hero" that does it, especially when one of the mobs isn't even in range of the spin map!

sorry, i got no love for any henchie. they all suck, imo

i <3 all my heroes because...(see above statement) of course some get more use than others. my fav would most likely be my livia tho, she's awesome.

Special thanks to Livia, Olias and Jurah (Master of Whispers) for helping me with vanquishing and guardian titles.

You should toss a "thank you" to Sab, while you're at it ; )