If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted...

That is to say, if you could modify Guild Wars in a certain way that it would cause unspeakable frustration to general players and give you immense amusement watching it, what would you change/add?

I might add a little randomly triggered knock-down on any moving players. Basically, if a player's character is moving, they have a chance to randomly get knocked down.

I also think having random spawn of mobs using Ursan Blessing and Zaishen emote on deach characters would be quite amusing.

Edit: Also, make a character drop all his/her gold upon death and also place a chance for him/her to drop their equipped weapon.

Make everyone look like stickmen again, and remove Ursan and Protective Spirit from the game.

Sorry, but Anet already used all my ideas.



-"How's that working for you? Being clever?"

I would add loot scaling.

Oh wait !

Nerf Ursan so it does a lot less damage.

I think removing all pvp titles would do a pretty good job at starting a riot in gw.

Oh and for the heck of it i would also get rid of ursan and let decent builds come back again.

You can only use Ursan Blessing in Jade Quarry.

Monk spells cost 25 energy each.

make ursan stronger
make shadow form last for 45 seconds at 0 shadow arts, the full 60 seconds at 16
make cons free to make, just mats

/end sarcasm

on a serious note, I'd make ecto never drop anymore so that people would bitch about it constantly for like a week. would be hilarious:

"I HAVENT GOTTEN AN ECTO IN A WEEK ON MY PERMA SHADOW FORM!! WTF!!!"

Most people dont care about pvp titles anyways.
How about remove pve ones! (lol idk if ppls actually care though) oh but then ursan will be gone too!

Roll the game back to the first week of its existence.. lol

Heh i think youd be pissing quite a lot of people off who got their R12 hero title, or anything in between.

but removing titles doesnt hurt people enough, ah wait i know, revert the storage to 1 tab and no materials page. there might be a sudden interest in char slots for mules, which is more money for anet lol.

I would remove ecto's from the game and make fow armor free.

random server set backs.

close all portals

And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"

For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say

"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds

and change all the music to numa numa

and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.

But remove all prophecy skills.

Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.

then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.

And make every monster except for the ones at shin je monestary have 9000 hp and attack for 2000 damage nearby aoe that enchant strips on each attack (before damage is factored) and remove weapon spells including all the monsters in pre-searing.

Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession

Do I win?

Ursan in PVP

make only spiritwood planks and skree wings be the only thing in the game worth more than 5k. why?


why NOT? (lol)

separate pvp and pve... ah crap

lol I bet you farmed them Magikarp.
haha

I would add in random rickrolls in elite areas.

every 5 min random porn adds pop up oh and that guy who goes congratulation u have just won a new ipod

I would buff it to add 50 damage every attack. Then make all mobs have five Ursans, one Imbagon, and two healer's boon monks.

Then people might realize why PvE skills are overpowered...