Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!

My favorite quote spoken by an NPC is when General Kahyet in Nightfall speaks what the thread title says at the end of the mission Blacktide Den. I just have to laugh whenever I hear it.

What's your favorite NPC quote from any of the Guild Wars games?

"Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

Any of the ones that are in the area after you beat eye of the north, they are really funny.

'Beware the HARvest CEREmony' from the crazy fortune teller that smokes 60 a day along with drinking a bottle of whiskey. In fact, all the conversations between her and Shiro just make me laugh every time I see them.

I find most of the things Olias says are more disturbing than funny...

I dare people in Ice Caves of Sorrow to charge at the Mursaat and shout LEEEEROOOOY JIIIIKEEEEENS and we stand there and watch him/her die. So funny. (Of course we rez)

"#$%#!!"

Cry Of Frustration for the win.

I am loving the Punch-Out lines.
"Holy frozen beards, that's Kilroy Stonekin!"
"Kilroy Stonekin! I still owe him money! Make a run for it!"
"Mahgma says, "Knock you out!""

Those always crack me up!



But of course Lukas and Cynn always take the cake:
Lukas:
"Sometimes I amaze even myself!"
"I'm really left handed!"
"You should see how they treat me back home. I don't really like to brag about it, but I am something of a hero. People know me."

Cynn:
"You hate me? I'll hate you right back!"
"You got my dress dirty, now you pay."
"Stupidity in battle is rewarded by two things: pain, and then, no pain."
And of course her dialogue in The Ascalon Settlement. LOVE LOVE LOVE that quest!

Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.

Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...

"cry me a river,child of agnst"
Olias is love.

"Balthazar Blasted Drakes on this Balthazar Blasted Plain!"
Can't remember it completely, sorry.

And remember, kids, Koss is a famous actor!

I like Vekk's line: "I've been thinking about the Charr. I think they can be domesticated."

"I've asked Grenth. He says he can get me out of this. The rest of you are pretty much shafted."

"Death is no excuse for laziness. Fight!"

"Now where did I leave that corpsicle?"

Eve, ftw.

"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."

Also gotta love Herta.

Not to be knit picking but dosent she say "Feast" on your eyes.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
-Vekk

"Luckily for you Scars are sexy"
-Livia

or somthing to that effect, from memory:P

I like these ones...

Cynn:
"You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you."
"This is definitely going to hurt you more than me."
"You burn, you learn!"

Herta:
"No, don't heal me, just let me die. I'm halfway there already so it would be a shame to waste the effort."
"The Sunspears have a twelve-step program. Step one, a whole lot of pain. Step two, some misery. Step three, no sleep. It sort of goes downhill from there."
"I've killed more men than I've dated. Is that a character flaw?"
"You know, this hero stuff isn't that bad after all. Some would even say it builds character."
"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."

Eve:
"Dead bodies stay fresh longer when they're frozen. Ever been to the Shiverpeaks? Care to visit?"
"I should take up a hobby to keep my hands busy during rest periods. What do you think of taxidermy?"
"Why do people view Necromancers as unclean? I mean, really, do you want dead bodies lying around all the time? We provide a valuable community service."
"Does the word "minion" sound evil? I'm okay with that."
"A Necromancer a day keeps the living away."

Vekk
"Are you stupid, or just ugly?"
Koss
"look im fighting alone here"(norn fighting tourny)
and of course Melonni
"Im always right,when am i ever wrong"(cinematic)

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Indeed. Screw the filter imo, lets hear what that monster really wanted to say.

Varesh says Feast at the end of Consolate Docks. Kahyet says Eat.