Ironic item names...

This is just something funny I had thought of when I got a certain weapon earlier, and thought I would share it with you all:

Ebon Ivory Bow

So, see if you can think of some other items, whether you actually ever seen it or not, that are just entirely ironic like that. To name a few to get you started:

Charr Axe of Charrslaying
Beastmaster's Beastmaster Harness
Shocking Storm Bow

You get the idea...

I think I have a giantslayer's hammer of giantslaying

Giant Slayer's Hammer of Giantslaying (seen couple of these actually)
Barbed Barbed Axe (of Barbing?)

EDIT: Bah! Beat me to it

Devs on a Monday Morning :

" Well we need this staff name guys..last friday we where at that point, any1 ? "

" Cockatrice Staff !!! "

" Wow Greeeeat....sold "

Defensive Cockatrice Staff Of Defence <<<<That one is just playing hard to get I guess

Nuff sayd

I own:

"Shocking Gigantslayer Hammer of Dwarfslaying"

and:

"Flame artifact" with inherent +10 armor vs trolls.

just thought that you can also make :
icy/fiery dragon sword of dragonslaying
dwarven axe of dwarfslaying
tengu <weapon> of tenguslaying
(bmp)

We have a winner.

Definitely the best so far

lol im gonna get a firey dagger of shelter for this, but...

Its not Irony
its just funny

edit:changed the link

Ahh, but it is:

Defensive staff is defensive!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

well depends on how u use it... but by the looks of it most of em follow the characteristics ofoxymoron.

How about "Shocking Stilettos"?

not really ironic =P but still worth posting?

I actually own these:

Dead Sword of Deathbane, Icy Dragon Sword of Dragonslaying,Grinning Dragon Axe of Dragonslaying, Dragon Hornbow of Dragonslaying and Dragon Staff of Dragonslaying.

And I also find Fiery Piercing Axe quite ironic.

Most of those posted are ironic, not oxymoron's. An oxymoron is a contradictory term, such as 'jumbo shrimp', and none of the above actually contradict each other. Now if you could somehow have, say, a 'Fiery Icy Dragon Sword', then it would be an oxymoron.

I found Cruel Celestial Blade mildly amusing.
Cruel Wicked Blade is kind of redundant...

or... ?
=P
nvm.... I jus thought i'd have a bit of fun with the age old "its not ironic!" argument xD

Or, just maybe....
It's not ironic because the two are opposites, it's ironic because the two go together as a pair, and often quoted as such. It would be equally ironic if it were "White Ivory Bow," however in a slightly different sense. And of course, the name wouldn't exactly be worded that way.

Now, can we move on and stop derailing me thread?

Tengu Sword of Tenguslaying?

Undead Sword of Deathbane?

Dwarven Axe of Dwarfslaying?

You should know that I've been singing ebony and ivory all night long. Everyone on Teamspeak says thanks.

Crystalline Sword of Defesne

Seriously, it's transparent.

How about a Poisonous Candy Cane XX of Fortitude!