Nicknames given to NPCs, henchies and heroes.

Hello all

I was wondering whether others had come up with their own nicknames for NPCs encountered in GW?

The ever-popular Uselessia (Alesia) should be known throughout the land, as well as less savoury versions of Prince Rurik

I'll kick things off:
One example a guildie came up with at some point in the distant past was "Miss Glacial Movement", to describe Leah Stone, the mind-numbingly slow NPC in the Abaddon's Mouth bonus.

Any other takers?


Edit: Gah -- my guildie corrected me, it's "Miss Continental Drift"!

Master Slow-go xD

I've noticed that at times I've been referring to my heroes and henchies as "dumbass," mostly when they die.

Dunkanoob
Bitchkora

Both by my angry friend.

My guildies are convinced that dunkoro has a hooka filled with crack and shares it with other heroes.


point: don't smoke crack.

I call most of my heroes and henchies "retards" but that is just me...

I call the ghostly hero the "Smoker" cus it sounds like he smoked 4 packs a day unfiltered during his life.

Maggie, Djinn and Heidi.

Lol. I love it.

Mhen-Doh! is what I call Mhenlo, especially during the Arborstone mission: "Well, oops. Here I am stuck on the other side of this here pebble; you'll have to run the mission without me!" (I think he really just wants to get away from Danika... and ... can you blame him? Maybe he's not that dumb after all. )

Dunkoro generally = Dunkaroo. I miss those cookie snacks. ;_;

Prince Rurik = Prince Aggro, it makes up for the lack of funny with sheer truth.

Usually in game, I don't bother to nickname characters unless I'm too lazy to type out their whole name. Thus you get Zen, Dunk, Liv, Sous, etc.

But haha... Master Slow-Go. That's a keeper.

XD! First time I saw that cutscene, I was all "Come ON! You can't climb that?!"

I call Meloni "Melons", Menhlo has a name that I think will be censored here, Little Tom is "the fat guy", Zhed Shadowhoof I call "Shadowolf" (I honestly do not know why), Olias is "baldy" and Sosuke is "Sucksuke".

dumbkoro
general moregay
norgay
menho

Jenn Valefield = Usless cow

Master slow-go is amazin ^^.

Tardkora

12 chars

Tankora. She loves to tank.

Brother Mhenlol FTW

Sister Tai was "Dumb Idling B*tch" before updates

not mentionning countless "So-suck-e" and Melonni "HM 4 ppl team slot waste"

Professor Gai, go figure the nickname for yourself.

i skipped that one, way too easy, way too obvious ^^

DO I! Heres a few!

slutesia
dunkmoron
master dumbo

nah im j/k

I really don't give them nicknames

Acolyte Sousuke is Susudio (that Phil Collin's song?)
Zhed is Pony Boy


I call my minipet titan Hibachi, that count?

Olias = Ollie
No insults there. He's great.