If you were a boss, what green would you drop?

This topic is so obvious it's probably been made before, but oh well.

Darmikau's Spear.

(And it doesn't have to have your name in it, I'm just lazy. I chose spear because I play my Paragon most.)

Feeble Stick
do i get a cookie?


nah - Boff's Range, a perfect bow^^

Oh, and I suppose feel free to post stats.

Darmikau's Spear would be obviously max req.9, mods would be Energy +5, Furious 10%, and HP +30

I would drop a "Surprise Present"

When it gets opened it would explode causing an instant party wipe.

Lesser Gaurdian Spear.

An off the wall focus/shield, just for the hell of it:

"Necrotic Wrath
Armour 8/Energy 6 (req 9 Death Magic)
Halves skill recharge/casting time etc.
+30hp"

Plus the suitably necrotic skin of a large haggared claw. Yeah, the stats are a bit wavery, but a shield/focus is a fun idea, to me at least.

Flints Fleshcleaver, just so when people kill me I own them either way.

im changing my wep!
im gunna call it: auto-kill hard mode...what it does...is gives you legendary vanquisher and guardian - then deletes that character!

Shadow's Trickster Staff
Req 9 (Energy Storage)
Halves Casting time of Fast Casting Spells 20%
Halves Recharge of Divine Favor Spells 20%
Energy + 1000 with health below 1%
Spawing Magic + 1 (20%)

Enjoy...

Savio's Maul.


...What?

Dan's Plastic Knife.

I would drop a true unique which can not be replicated under the inscription system.

Wildi's Spear:
18-23 dmg (instead of 14-27 )
Damage +10% (while Health is above 30%)
Energy gain on hit: 1
Health -10

The b i t c h Slapper

A hammer shapped like an open palmed hand

Causes knock down on each blow

a Raven Staff! (sorry, couldn't resist)

"The Easy Button"




no req. sheild
armor 8
halves casting time 10%
halves skill recharge 10%

its round red with a silver trimmed edge.

nothing, don't want to be farmed

i would drop a feng's focus, then no1 would kill me.

4 Pile of Glittering Dust... j/k

Croco's Edge and Croco'd Shield

The Nerf Stick