Petition: new break room

I think its high time that the guys at Anet got themselves a new break room. I doubt they have a mini bar or a Jacuzzi, and frankly, a person just can't work under those conditions. I would like to start a petition that a monthly fee is imposed next month. A 15$ a month fee. This way the Anet team will be able to function and think cleary, enabling them to work on new features like hair salons, amusement parks, casinos, and outfits for minipets.

We all know that the continued presence of the pentagram ingame is due to Anet's urgent need for money; desperately communing with Satan for funds. Say no to the devil, kids! Buy anet a new minibar! Fix the coffee machine!

IF YOU DONT IM QUITING.

is this sarcasm?I cant tell lol. If it isn't then......uh no.

This fails miserably at trolling.

...because I don't know what else to say.

EDIT:

Wait, yeah I do. Watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1tgXSbaQyo

watch the NF CE DVD... they look pretty happy to me.

Oh boy do i love the, "If you dont _____, them im quiting".

there is several things wrong with this
1) Jacuzzi wtf?
2) Monthly Fee? Meet my Meteor Shower!
3) don't bring religon into a game
4) Quit go ahead, a monthly fee= your the only one playing

Mate If GW had a monthly fee I woulnt play the game and many others wouldnt also.

I can't tell if Sagius is being sarastic either. If he is serious he should be shot and hung out to dry.

I'm not the one who brought religion in a game. I'm not the one entreating lucifer with insidious circle-stars of doom for snack machines.
Don't you know about all the Jews killed by those things?

you are a morzie

Say all you want, but I know Hitler was born in your country!
And if I don't know what it is it can't hurt my feelings!

HAHAHA!

Worth a sticky for the replies you got! Or just a cookie or something...

Hitler was born in Austria not Australia.

So I would like to say you sir fail this thread.

Doesn't anyone remember the Australian-American War?

There was a war? lol

oh no is this gonna turn into another kitty infested thread?lol that was awesome

pulls out kitty picture...

Thats what I had in mind, considering this thread is already pointless.