lol....now he can have his own cooking show! "Hello, and welcome to "Cooking With Koss!" This week's special is Desolation Smoothies...first you add some rotten apples, then a dash of Abisthine, and a cup of chopped up 30 year old bananas, and to top it off, a severed Margonite head. Mix for 20 minutes, then drop it in the toilet, then fish it out, and Voila! She is ready!"