The Winter Dwarf!

ZOMG! Ok its true, he really does give you a mask!

The 10 min does work... check it out I just waited and he gave me a Stone Summit Mask

OMG OMG OMG! I have to get that! not....

I put my old yule cap on and me and a friend danced next to him coming up with random methods to getting the hat while everyone went crazy.

lols that so photoshop

It is not! Your just jealous I have one and you don't

He dont give anything after 10 min

Its my first day of seeing LA and other cities covered in wonderfull snow and looking gorgeous.

Anet has made a huge effort and it looks amazing.

But then I noticed everyone was sitting down around the Winter Dwarf and saying "dont speak to him, sit down and after 10 minutes you get a prize".

Ofcourse when ever you try to do that, people will talk to him and kill him.

Either due to not realising, or attempting to annoy.

But is it even true that he gives away presents after 10 minutes of sitting?

It seems a bit odd that Anet would incourage everyone to sit in one place for 10 minutes to get presents, when its obvious all people will do over xmas is sit in one place for hours on end.

But I personally dont believe its true and I dont believe he gives anything away.

Why? Because of what I mentioned above and that its a very badly designed and easy way to gain presents.

Badly designed because there will always be one person who wouldnt understand whats going on and mess it up.

So whats the deal with him?

Is there any reason you messed the thread we already have open for him here:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10093944

Its right BELOW your thread.

Yes he does give a hat, a Stone Summit one, here is one he gave me after 10 mins for AFKing near him:

Ive been searching all morning in here for "winter dwarf" and it never found anything, thats why I posted one.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Rts: 1
Op: 0

Haha LMAO!!! we have now covered districts 1,2,3,4,5,6 in Kamadan with the Circle Hoax!!! join us and see how many people we can Hoax weve managed about 180 people so far.... we started it at about 9am this morning GMT just me (Thorn Bain, Elmir of Rituals) and my Brother (Elmir of Ash) were getting our Guild to help as well

Im gonna post some pics of the Noobs believing us









So be get festive and join us with our Noob fooling!!

Right...... ok we'll just ignore what I said above shall we?

You did not search far then. I found it in 2 seconds. Its right below this one....
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10093944

OMG I BELIEVE YOU!!!

Quite possibly the worst photoshopping attempt Ive ever seen, but also mucho funny.

Possible fun rumours!

1) If you kill him 100 times Grenth will come out of nowhere special and hug you!
2) If you kill him 200 times 15 Summit Dwarves (varying classes) will can can dance around you!
3) If you delete all your armour while standing in front of the dwarf, you will get it back again!
4) He gives you 100 Plat. If you kill him 15 minutes after killing the Pain Eater in Echovald, but to kill him you need to get a Colossal Scimitar and give it to Desythris Barrows then run away and kill Rurik 15 times, but to do all that you need to find 50 Totem Axes and sell them all at Maguuma Strade! But to complete thi onjective you must get Khilbron to dance with you, but its very hard because you need to give him 500 gold and then get 8 DIFFERENT professions to dance infront of him without zoning out. Buts that hard to do you see, because all those people had to come from the town: That you can't Find, don't worry, its in Northern Shiverpeaks about 15 minutes south of House zu Heltzur, unfortunately to get there you need to score 15000 in the challenge Amatz Basin and then kill 50 different people in the mission Fort Aspenwood and then another 50 in The Jade Quarry. Yet again, this is difficult because theres a 80% chance you'll get *F4T4L Err0red lawl* on 49!
To avoid this problem donate 10 platnium to Calsalis of Salabir and then drop 80 platnium infront of the Statue of Kormir in Cantry of Secrets. Unfortunately the Chantry is locked to you until you Defeat Mallyx.


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On Topic!

I just took 5 screens of people saying wait 10 minutes for a hat
lol, >_<, its so funny. I keep killing the dwarf too

Dude, thats MS Paint

Pics posted above ^^^^^


Dont you just love hoaxing people *sigh* *feels smug*


lvin the pic of the stone summit mask btw!! made me laugh

FFS!

I was on GWs from about 10 this morning and its now 3 in afternoon. From the first instance I saw the dwarf I was searching on guildwiki and on here for any reference to him.

I didnt find anything. I was doing that back and forth for most of the day. Still nothing.

I then just jumped onto the site and made this thread because I assumed that after searching about 100 times already, no one had made a thread about it within just a few hours.

So I obviously decided to make a thread more or less, at the same time as someone else.

I wouldnt be getting so anxious and annoyed at this, if people in on this site didnt feel the need to be so rude.

A simple "A thread has already been opened about this" would have done. But noooooo. Instead we get sarcasm and stupid posts like "RIT 1, OP 0" like its a competition to belittle each other.

The maturity of people who post in here astounds me at times. Especially when its the the ones posting such immature comments who are trying to have the elite attitudes too.

Someone close this already before I start slagging people off and I get myself banned.

if it hasnt already been mentioned. The circles are for the games which will start in a few days.

Its usually a game of chance or you have to try and catch things when they apear on certain circles.

They wont be related to the dwarf. A game starter NPC will apear near the circles and you'l pay gold for tickets to take part in it.