The Winter Dwarf!

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Jarus
Jarus
Frost Gate Guardian
#1
He can be found in Kamadan, next to a sign that says "Don't Feed the Dwarf". Rumour has it that he gives out a hat if nobody speaks to him for a certain length of time.
Amity and Truth
Amity and Truth
Jungle Guide
#2
People fall for every nonsense.
I've seen some ridiculous arguements due to this dwarf. Sort of like the flamewars when the Mad King was around. I highly doubt that he gives out anything, simply speak to him and read his responses and you'll see that it's merely a joke.
lmiles
lmiles
Ascalonian Squire
#3
Its is hilarious though watching all those people screaming after someone kills the dwarf!

good clean fun!
Jarus
Jarus
Frost Gate Guardian
#4
That dwarf sure is engendering much non-Chrismassy feelings all round, lol.
Rob Van Der Sloot
Rob Van Der Sloot
Academy Page
#5
The Wintersday dwarf:

-Does not give you anything
-Does not give you a new title if you kill him enough
-Does not die by kneeling at him
-Does not give anything if you keep him alive long enough
-Does not give you anything

He's fun though. I bet necromancers are having a ball.
RTSFirebat
RTSFirebat
The Humanoid Typhoon
#6
Silly Rumors at the moment, I mean has even seen this hat he gives you...???

Till I see some proof I call complete bull on this.

Some far people think he gives you a hat if you don't kill him for 10 mins... other think you get a title if you kill him 500 times???

lol
azathothx
azathothx
Academy Page
#7
I love how ANet know the crazy myths that crop up around these seemingly random and pointless things. Looks like it was put there for just this reason.

Having said that tho, i hear that if you taunt him 50 times in succession he breaks through the candy cane fence and kills you. With no res shrine around it means your character is dead forever! Like totally dead on your account man, it's like zomfg! But then i herd some l33t hax0r managed to pwn him with a snowball from teh snowbal fight and he bec0mes a mini-pet u can sel for 1000k + 90 ectos!! Is tru! My moms brothers sister told me and she has a level 65 paladin in wow lolz! wow sucks tho gw is fer noobs! WTS runescape account pm for deetails lmfaomgwtfbbq!
Lyonette
Lyonette
Lion's Arch Merchant
#8
i'll have what he's having.



on a serious note, thanks anet for inclusing completely useless but utterly fun amusements!!
lmiles
lmiles
Ascalonian Squire
#9
Quote:
Originally Posted by azathothx

Having said that tho, i hear that if you taunt him 50 times in succession he breaks through the candy cane fence and kills you. With no res shrine around it means your character is dead forever! Like totally dead on your account man, it's like zomfg! But then i herd some l33t hax0r managed to pwn him with a snowball from teh snowbal fight and he bec0mes a mini-pet u can sel for 1000k + 90 ectos!! Is tru! My moms brothers sister told me and she has a level 65 paladin in wow lolz! wow sucks tho gw is fer noobs! WTS runescape account pm for deetails lmfaomgwtfbbq!
ROFL!!!! if you kill the Wintersday dwarf 1000 times he gets resurrected as Gwen SHOCK HORROR!!! thats where she went.... mind you she will kill you pwn your ass 1000 times over just for revenge and for fun!! thenshe will give you a santa hat and tear your head off!! WTS wintersday dwarf minipet 1000k
Free Runner
Free Runner
Forge Runner
#10
Man i have been called noob 1000 times for talking to the Winter Dwarf!........thank you anet for such a fun npc!

And thank you to all the players who believe the dwarf will give you a hat. You lit up my day with all the names you called me
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Aegeroth
Lion's Arch Merchant
#11
Yay lets make a threat about crazy stupid rumours you want to make about the wintersday dwarf XD


Gwen lol
Mr_T_bot
Mr_T_bot
Banned
#12
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyonette
on a serious note, thanks anet for inclusing completely useless but utterly fun amusements!!
There are also the random pop culture references again. Like a couple people in Kamadan talking about visiting family across the game for Wintersday, but I only caught one reference: one to the movie My Cousin Vinny.
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Hand of Ruin
Banned
#13
When you slay him he says "Grenth will bless you for your mercy", so he may be involved in some kind of game later on.
impression
impression
Academy Page
#14
Any one notice the circles in the ground in front of him? Maybe its some type of game or something ...
lmiles
lmiles
Ascalonian Squire
#15
ROFL!!! me and my brother have just started a new rumour and weve got so many people falling for it!! it is 10 people need to stand on each of the 9 circles to get a very nice gift from the wintersday dwarf come and join us KAMADAN DIST 2 to see noobs falling for it
Kay84
Kay84
Krytan Explorer
#16
Wow the people seem to fall for the 10 min thing by the dozen. LOL!
lmiles
lmiles
Ascalonian Squire
#17
Ok if you want to see the evergrowing Hoax its in dist 1 and 2 now started by me and my bro! its so funny seeing it spread ill post some pics soon
Natalie Bredesfjord
Natalie Bredesfjord
Ascalonian Squire
#18
Everyone should head over to Kamadan and watch that spectacle, it's hilarious
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maoric
Academy Page
#19
I gained 110 hours on my drunkard title watching people argue about the dwarf giving presents. Hi-freaking-larious.

I keep half expecting to see a sociologist hidden somewhere with a video camera.
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Warmaster Patton
Frost Gate Guardian
#20
Good idea, be drunk and spread rumors. I'm going to spread something today along the lines of "If you taunt 25 times and then dance in front of the dwarf, he'll come out and kill you, but leave a Santa hat on the ground.