Heresy!

Ofcourse this insult has been noticed by all guildwars fans the lazy work on nightfall must have broke many gamers hearts...

Yes you know what im talking about the quest herds to the slaughter!
These cows have no udders! How can you call a cow a cow if it lacks its udder you tell me.

Lets protest against these non-max damage cows!

I demand udders! XD

Bulls are cows too

Yes but a cow without its udder is like balthasar without his sword, guildwars without wammos its impossible xD

euhm... is this a suggestion or a plain rant?

OXES FTW

I'd think he's suggesting to protest.

Someone should take his cow udder fetish and find a more appropriate website to post upon

/signed

come on, I LOVE COWS, it hurts me to see incomplete cows.

Maybe they hid their udders? Like they have internal udders or something

No offense but u do know this is just a game, everything doesnt have to be 100% accurate after all but i do admit its kinda weird to have cows without udders.

Cant believe someone went looking tbh...

I cant cow-nt the times I have seen things in GW that suprise me. Wanna see something funny kill "Bill" in pre, he looks "correct" after he dies. Some of the charr are boys, i had one drop on a hill and my camera was a little low. saw right up the charr shamans skirt.

Look lets grab the bull by the horns, and give those poor cows udders. Thats like a moa without a beak or rurik with out a brain (erm scratch that one). On the udder hand, this would take some work to fix the problem, time that could be used fixing other problems. So do we milk the cow problem for what its worth or look to other things that need fixing.



watch where you step.


~the Rat with no tail~







what? where the hell is my tail? damn it anet......

You think that's bad? The kids move "Barnyard" from this summer had boy cows with udders.

That doesnt happen people.

I found the cows.
Where are the udders?

I think if we find the udders, and attached to said cows, we will get our long lost Cow level.

Dude- those cows should be able to impale every single Kournan bitch they find. And yet, they get pwned. I survived the quest w/ 3 cows left XD.


They don't even moo! It's an outrage!

Insolent fool.......... if the cows had udders the cosmos would imbalance due to facets of lost research of the the lost reaches of the lost areas of the lost planet in some lost galaxy in the loser's multiverse..........

/not signed

Exactly what is the point. Wuold you rather have NC-Soft spend several more hours to make a cow atomicaly correct, or add something that everyone would enjoy, like more content. I dont look at the undersides of what I am either protecting or killing because it realy doesn't matter. Next someone will complain about the lack of "bounce" on the female characters.
Keep it clean, give us what we want = more content (new area to explore like Sorrows Furnace), not what some some players fetish is.

/NOT SIGNED

Mega Mouse

I hate these stupid joke threads.......

people need to grow up

Then we'll just have to moooove along!

/not signed this has to be one of the stupidest requests I've seen in a while.
and i have never gotten so sick of cow puns ever before in my life...

A lot of the female characters do "bounce", actually - when firing bows, anyway. It depends on the armour in question, but I think all of the Prophecies Ranger armours have 'bounce', as does the starting Prophecies Mesmer armour.