Curse

I pwnd U · Nov 09, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04

i found a purple hammer that was
10-22 blunt dmg
+12% dmg vs plants
VS PLANTS?? wtf i never fite plants. and its name was worse. hammer of pruning. lmao.

i also found an axe that did like 6-13dmg -1health regen and taht was it.

teny10 · Nov 09, 2005, 05:29 PM // 17:29

How about this:
16 al
13 tactics req
+1 divine favor 15%

On a separate note, I got another one that's like this:
16 al
9 tactics req
+1 divine favor 12%

Stormbringer · Nov 09, 2005, 08:54 PM // 20:54

Lol, this is what i found, no screen (destroyed it fast, it was creepy), but it should make a good record.

Rare Fiery Dragon Sword of Deathbane
Fire dmg:15-22 req 8
Damage +20%
Armor - 70 (while attacking)
Damage +20% (vs skeletons)
Price at trader....1 gp....

Hokanu · Nov 09, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

I have 2...

So I was in the Fissure with my nice set of keys, open a chest and what pops out? A rare fellblade! Awesome! So I ID it, and this is what I get...

Awesome huh?

Oh, and this is what I use to run to droks with.

Manda Panda · Nov 10, 2005, 02:06 AM // 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressYichi

Worst item in the game that ive found has to be a max holy staff from south shiverpeaks chests.

stats:
+10 energy
11-22 fire dmg (req 13 divine)
increase casting on soul reaping skills (9% chance)
increase skill recharge on fast casting skills (10% chance)
+1 energy
+17% dmg to plants

This has to be the most useless staff in the game seeing as i cant be a monk.necro/mes primary and only having divine with ANY skills that the mods could affect. and being a monk, im not really attacking so i dont need a staff wrapping of pruning

It's even worse than it looks at first. Not only is it linked to 3 different primary attributes, there are no soul reaping skills, and there's only one fast casting skill, which is elite.

And here I thought this one was bad.

Though I'm sure there's a Wa/Mo out there who would find it absolutely godly.

TheGuildWarsPenguin · Nov 10, 2005, 03:11 AM // 03:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by gou

hmm

If it had no armor bonus, it would be the Most Crappiest Item in the game. for sure.

Perishiko ReLLiK · Nov 10, 2005, 03:39 AM // 03:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortalis doleo

there is a post here with a picture of an offhand with +5 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy

There was a focus with those stats from a quest... quite hillarious. I remember getting it and being a bit confused with the logic of making such an item...

Former Ruling · Nov 10, 2005, 03:51 AM // 03:51

I dont know whether to give it to the Scroll that has -2 energy for +4 armor, or the sword that has -2 health degen, 2 lifesteal on hit, and +7 vs melee.

I always love getting items that have good mods with horrible dmg. Like my Longbow: It was something like this:
BLUE Zealous Longbow of Fortitude
5-11 dmg (like..2 req)
Energy on hit: 1
-1 energy degen
+24 (or 25?) health.

Yep..I got 2 Wood Planks for salvaging that baby.

bobmcclune · Nov 10, 2005, 03:17 PM // 15:17

Danerp!

gou · Nov 14, 2005, 03:04 AM // 03:04

and i got another focus which equates to -1 energy

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 14, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57

huh · Nov 14, 2005, 05:41 AM // 05:41

Healing Ankh
Energy +12
Energy +15
Energy regeneration -1
Armor +5
Energy -5

I kid you not...

Alone) · Nov 14, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44

jonnybegood · Nov 14, 2005, 06:46 AM // 06:46

the wand isn't quite useless, i meen +5 energy allthe time.

One and Two · Nov 14, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06

Alone...if thats real, I'll buy it. Send me a PM or something

cagan · Nov 14, 2005, 08:24 AM // 08:24

One and Two : You can get it for yourself

.. get some char carving, and go to the collector just outside Nolani.
He has 3 different wands, if he has the wrong one, simply go back into nolani and leave again. They all have +5 energy though.

And for my contribution .. i will match gou

.. this lovely focus.

Numa Pompilius · Nov 14, 2005, 10:10 AM // 10:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortalis doleo

there is a post here with a picture of an offhand with +5 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy

I found one of those. I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
Yesterday in Grenths I found a non-max battlepick with -5 armor while attacking, nothing else; it was actually worse than a non-max white item, and ties with the offhand for the title of "worst item I've ever found".

Too bad I didn't keep the offhand item; it'd make a great combo with that battlepick, wouldn't it?

EDIT: Damn, gou's axe is even worse than my battlepick! It'd make a great combo with cagans storm artifact, though!

Ensign · Nov 14, 2005, 10:36 AM // 10:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by cagan

And for my contribution .. i will match gou

.. this lovely focus.

That's actually a rare PvP focus only available in pre-sear. I'll buy as many as you have at 10k each, assuming you haven't thrown them away.

Peace,
-CxE

Alex The Fat · Nov 14, 2005, 12:41 PM // 12:41

one of the crappiest item's i've seen would have to be the scroll from cities of ascalon it's health +25, health -20 and something else.. but i mean come on wth?

cagan · Nov 14, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02

Ensign: ... Pardon my possible ignorance, but what use would that focus be to a pvp player? A total of -2 Energy and +4 armor, can't see any application meself.

The other focus you see in my photo is the -50hp focus from the city of ascalon quest post sear.