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Jun 09, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40
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Burninate Stuff
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Mexico
Profession: E/Mo
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I, Wammo (The Bio I Never Entered)
I never entered this, although I had a lot of fun. I didnt want to insult the artist if it was chosen. A warning--My bio is terribly long
Special thanks to Mesmer Silly for being "teh l33t pwnzor mesmer" Fu Masa, the warrior in these screenshots, is normally a W/N. I have never played Wammo, so Everything i worte is things i'v seen/heard. I, Wammo So, they call me a "Tank". I guess that means I do a lot of damage, because real tanks do. With healing hands and mending on myself, I become very powerful, because whan things hit me, I just heal myself. My equipment is the best in the game. I see all those n00bs running around, with their dumb sticks or uncool, plain swords, and I just laugh! My sword does ICE damage, far superiour to anything else, and it looks way cooler, too. Im fairly certain the way the icy blade glows, it has to do extra damage that normal swords don't. Sometimes, I switch to an orange blade like mighty Prince Rurik uses. Someday, I will be cool like him, except when I die, I will just heal, because I will put mending on before battle. Aside from mending, my next favorite skill is frenzy. Ahhh, how godly I feel, attacking so fast. With only 2 or 3 monks backing me up, I can tank anything, and kill it extra fast too! As for who I am allied too, I would have to definitely say Balthazar. He is by far the coolest god, and far superiour to those Luxxon or Kurzik pansies. Infact, I have ten THOUSAND experience with Balthazar, so Im about to level up! Im going to be so much better, its scary. I bet that how those guys with the glowing deer and tiger heads got them! Soon, I will be running around shouting things like "I will Avenge You" and flashing my cool new level to everyone! So, I will keep trying to level up in the random arenas, where i PWN everyone, because they're all n00bs! Infact, sometimes Im so much better then my team, I just stand back and watch. When they realize how bad they suck and try to blame me, I will put on "Charge" and run around the arena, yelling things like "n00bzorz!" and "Im teh l337ness!" and the best one, "Heal me!" (because they dont need to! I have mending, so they will realize I actually dont need healing, because im that uber) Of course, they will all beome jealous of me, and some will even quit, just to get out of my skilled presence. Ahh, its good to be the best. I outgrew my guild long ago. Im not sad. They were all n00bs anyway. I would do my best to bring all the monsters right to them, turn on frenzy, and start killing, but they wouldnt accept that I was helping. Instead they refused to heal ME! the TANK! and said "Stupid aggroing wammo". Whats an aggro, anyway? Well, I left them on rather unpleasent terms, but I await the day I level up in Balthazar, and they all decide they want me back. I just need to level up first. Dam, this is taking a while. Well all, back to the arenas with me! ~Wammo If you are easily saddened, and a warrior/monk, dont read this. If you are a monk: REZ! Fu Masa is dead! Fu Masa is dead! Fu Masa is dead! REZ! If you are a ranger, I hope your pet dies If you are an elementalist, its YOUR fault you got in the way of the monsters I brought over. If you are a mesmer, I will soon be thinking WTF! If you are a necro, I wont stop attacking, and maybe even put on frenzy so the hex goes away faster. If you are a warrior and I am hurt, please stop attacking me while I use healing signet. For some reason, frenzy doesnt make it go faster, but I will keep trying untill I figure out what Im doing wrong. If you are an assassin,"WTF! You use frenzy too? No fair!" If you are a Ritualist, I will keep your spirits dead, just to keep you distracted. the end Last edited by Wrath Of Dragons; Jul 09, 2006 at 05:42 AM // 05:42.. |
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Jun 09, 2006, 10:22 PM // 22:22
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Denmark
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I lol'd.
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Jun 09, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: UK
Guild: Duality Of The Dragon
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That was funny. I love humor derived from popular stereotypes.
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Jun 09, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59
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Hugs and Kisses
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Scars Meadows
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That is the greatest thing I have ever read. It almost perfectly describes what ever frenzy wammo in the world thinks!!
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Jun 09, 2006, 11:18 PM // 23:18
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The Greatest
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: W/
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Lmao....I love this
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Jun 10, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Western Australia.
Guild: Crystal Mountain [CM]
Profession: W/
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hahaah lol
beaten by sum1 in my guilds alliance  oh the joy /tear |
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Jun 10, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: R/
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very nice
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Jun 10, 2006, 07:39 AM // 07:39
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Lmao...Pwned
-LiamB |
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Jun 10, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]
Profession: E/
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Haha nice writingskills as well
I lol'd
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Jun 10, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Perth, Australia
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Lol interesting, too bad peopel like that never read this as they are to 1337 for forums
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Jun 10, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Guild: Frank Ought To Monk [FotM]
Profession: W/
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Jun 10, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Belgium
Guild: [ROSE]
Profession: A/
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sh4ft3d...distortion? Sure, you'll hit with your IB, but BB and crushing? nu-uh!
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Jun 11, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: California
Guild: None
Profession: Mo/N
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Howd you get killed with mending on you? They must have been hacking.
Oh and what was the point of rebirth in 1v1...? Either way it was good, you shouldve entered it newb. |
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Jun 11, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51
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Lunar Rabbit
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Very funny
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Jun 11, 2006, 04:23 PM // 16:23
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Burninate Stuff
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Mexico
Profession: E/Mo
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The contest was a cool thing to put on, and will be taking a lot of the artists time. Even though I had a lot of fun doing this, and think my warrior would have been an excellent subject of an art book, i was afraid the artist would have been insulted by having to draw a dead guy. Or maybe he has a great sence of humor! I have no idea
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Jun 11, 2006, 07:54 PM // 19:54
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Raged Out
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Very nice writing, ive always wondered what goes through a wammo that uses frenzy then immediately uses heal sig. |
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Jun 11, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Roflmfao
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Jun 12, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: R/
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ROFL!! Very nice!
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Jun 12, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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The biography really wasn't that long.
I loved it. |
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Jun 12, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Denmark
Guild: Surprise Team Buttshizzle [TTUB]
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LOL!
Me2 will soon lvl up in balthazar faction:P LOL DUDE I REALLY LOL'D |
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