Of course Geoffer's doesn't, the damn shield doesn't touch your arm even on a warrior...
Here's Fang of Pyre to demonstrate:
I noticed that awhile ago. Now i only use shields that i know stick to my wars arm. I check then if im pleased ill get a max version. Eg. Victos Bulwark.
Diddy bow, thanks for posting that. It's sad that it's a bit off, but it doesn't have the horrifying car-wreck look I was worried about. I think I'll continue my hunt for a cheap Jacqui's Aegis.