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Swampgirl Inez · Mar 15, 2007, 02:43 PM // 14:43

The Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! thread - Part II

The Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! thread - Part I

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The Older threads are too large
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mojave mango juice · Mar 15, 2007, 04:46 PM // 16:46

Don't you love all the funny stuff henchies say? This one is from Devona:

All remaining names left in with permission.

Kusandaa · Mar 16, 2007, 01:58 PM // 13:58

Here's a few of mine as I just cleared my screenshot folder;

Guildie asked if someone wanted to go Captured Son quest;

Tombs run with Mango and Jeff;

No offense intended at all BTW;

Alan should really have gone to sleep O_o

/off to classes

jrk247 · Mar 20, 2007, 12:56 AM // 00:56

Mature friendly stoners? So many oxymorons in that statement.

Jeff Highwind · Mar 20, 2007, 04:58 AM // 04:58

Observer mode is so much fun

Mike_version2 · Mar 20, 2007, 05:54 PM // 17:54

meh

Franco Power · Mar 20, 2007, 08:29 PM // 20:29

This > all

moko · Mar 20, 2007, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Power

This > all

^i was in that TA team, we faced him, he was a necro, and the guy doing the ALT+F4 joke is a friend. we posted it on TTN. <3 laughed so hard.

his own team just went "gg" i think, lol. think i can dig up the whole screen. : o

jrk247 · Mar 21, 2007, 07:25 AM // 07:25

Some guy raging about stupid people in RA.

Kusandaa · Mar 21, 2007, 01:13 PM // 13:13

Throughout the run, the guy in teal was saying stuff about needing a Phd to do Tombs. After the orders had to go at the end of the second floor and the ranger in baby blue couldn't understand "stand back" (he tried to tank all the way...), I understood. This guy got the group killed 3 or 4 times... simply at the end...

Mike_version2 · Mar 21, 2007, 04:48 PM // 16:48

pochoWICKED · Mar 21, 2007, 09:43 PM // 21:43

Fun in alliance chat

Jeff Highwind · Mar 22, 2007, 12:19 AM // 00:19

Warning, SERIOUS INTERNETER!!!

And the best part is that I decided to stop toying with him after the AB, but he couldn't take his fractured pride sitting down...

lethalshot · Mar 22, 2007, 02:04 AM // 02:04

It was today in the mission : Vizunah Square
We started the mission then waited that the door open

Time to start : 00:00
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/562/gw059apq7.jpg
2-3 mins later...
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9849/gw060aqq9.jpg

Tarja · Mar 22, 2007, 02:33 AM // 02:33

mojave mango juice · Mar 22, 2007, 02:47 AM // 02:47

Just one for today...

In HA.

EDIT: I lied. Heres more

The backstory: Galen and I went to kill stuff and I accidentally aggroed a mob. Once the mob was taken care of, we decided it was Zhed's fault and Zhed must be punished. So Galen sent him to his death.

Names left in with permish.

Mike_version2 · Mar 22, 2007, 08:14 AM // 08:14

mojave mango juice · Mar 23, 2007, 02:17 PM // 14:17

Fun times in HA.

Mickey turned scary >_>

All remaining names left in with permission.

Tarja · Mar 23, 2007, 08:05 PM // 20:05

All names colored out are guildies, black is something unrelated to the run, and yellow.. well.. yellow speaks for itself. This was a guild run of FoW. The tank in green ended up aggroing every group in the area, and bringing them back to us. Some of us managed to survive, he however, did not. We left him dead, until he decided that he'd give his shard drops to another person in our group, so he was rez'd. He then aggro'd more groups, and then we finally gave up. I'm not sure if I posted this on the other thread, and I'm not too keen on going through the 90 or so pages to check :P

I didn't manage to get a screenie of the last time we had an ele try to tank with our warriors. She had no clue as to where she should be, and thus caused the death of a few of us now and then. We eventually gave up, and stopped trying to keep her alive, until we decided to take pity on her... which we regretted soon after.

This one we were fighting ourselves to war camp... it speaks for itself....
.. I always come back at the wrong moments

I just realized my guild likes to make a lot of sexual innuendos o.O

Names left in with permission, ect

sage971 · Mar 24, 2007, 12:37 AM // 00:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by pochoWICKED

Fun in alliance chat

I was sadly there when it all happened...

I wish I got a picture of this, but during AB a conversation went something like this (We had to wait like 10 minutes to get in a battle)

Guy on team: Mmmm Turtle Soup
Guy on team: Luxons are Suxons!
Me: That would be funny if they were all henchies...
Another Random guy: I hear turtle are an endangered species, so sense in just pooping on them then.