Curse

ownage of teh elite · Jul 17, 2005, 03:10 AM // 03:10

Hey divinity, im really happy your checking my post history!
*You might want to check out the roleplay as an undead thread*
Sorry girl, no bones in my closet.

And btw, just to piss you off....
This is a closed RP no longer!
I shall end this fued right now
Bwahahahahaha
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"There He Is!!! After him!"

I cursed at the townspeople following me. They were ultimately egotistic, and couldn't even spare a piece of food for a hungry necromancer. These damned people were actually going to mob me, to take back a piece of bread.

My tormenter armour was very good at scaring people. My scarred face, snake-like eyes, and Spiked Red hair helped also. But these people had lost all previous fear of me, when I have first appeared and threatened them, making them hand over a piece of bread.

Yes, stealing was against my beliefs, but hell, I was hungry. These people just didn't understand how it felt to be hurt by your OWN spells, trying to fight off monsters. I have starved for three weeks, and it would be hell to pay if these people were to take back my piece of bread.

I rounded a corner of the streets, and nearly ran into another necromancer.

With the brief glimpse of her, I could see that she was around my age...in her early twenties. Pale, ice cold skin, silky silver hair, and it was her eyes that captured me. Plain, beautiful, cold, icey eyes. This lady sure was beautiful, for a necromancer. Unlike all other female necromancer's I have come upon, this lady actually had a beautiful composure, body, and face.

Spinning around her, I whispered "Sorry" in her ear.

She flashed me a smile, and she looked extremely beautiful.

"Damn Vantiel..Stop getting side-tracked" I said out loud.

Urging my feet to keep on moving, I could see that the townspeople still haven't given up. The fat store keeper who was leading them actually could run. I could barely contain myself as I watched the fat woman bounce about, trying to match my speed.

Jumping over a gate, I ran through a market.

Perfect, I thought to myself.

With all these people, I quickly blended into the crowd.

But I was the only necromancer here. My tormenter armour didn't help erasing my identity either. Looking around, I spotted a group of half naked dancers. Two elementalist, and the SAME necromancer my eyes beheld just minutes before.

How did she beat me here?!

It didn't matter, for the mob was approaching, and was intent on searching the whole marketplace for the necromancer in tormenter's armour.

Taking my tormenter armour off, save for my leggings and my shoes, I ran to the group of dancers.

Heck, I was going to dance with some of my clothes on.

The piece of bread had given me enough troubles.
I was going to eat it.

Biting it, I realized that it wasn't even good. Disgusting, crunchy and sickening, it tasted bitter to me. I don't know, maybe it was just my half dead state that mad me lose my sense of taste.

I didn't care if they caught me now.

I sure as hell wasn't going down, naked, save for my boxers.

Running to the beautiful female necromancer, I jumped up on the mini stage and danced my heart out.

She smiled, evidently remembering me, from the incident.

And I smiled back, re-assuring her that I was no creep, looking for a good time.

She probably knew my ordeal, for she danced with me, as If I was their own.

And hell, she was a good dancer.

Storm Crow · Jul 17, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

Go Ownage!!! w00t!

and no I dont have a split personality, its simply the fact that THAT thread actually belonged here, as it was an RP please post stories type of thread. Your story 'un'fortunately doesn't belong here and obviously we're trying to tell you that. But alas, you simply will not listen to correct human logic. *sigh*

Divinity · Jul 19, 2005, 05:40 AM // 05:40

You took my story, Ripped it's throat at, and raped it.

lol.

*gives up*

Raven knew she couldn't get in any long-term relationships. But what was wrong with a one-night stand? Smiling to herself, Raven was about to ask (w/e your name is) out for some soul feasting, she heard a loud boom and the two naked female dancers scream. It was a GIANT, MEGA, VOLTRON! Raven aimed her laser bow at MEGAVOLTRON, firing, but missing. (w/e ownage's name is) Flew in the air and punched MEGAVOLTRON, knocking him over. One of the useless, defenless, naked elementalist rose into the air (Named Storm Crow) and blasted away at MEGAVOLTRON. MEGAVOLTRON shot at Storm Crow with lazer beams comming out of his eyes! Storm went spirling towards the ground, But Raven shot an arrow, piercing her right in the ponytail, putting Storm safetly tacked onto the wall. Just as Raven was about to shot another arrow at Voltron, he smashed the other naked elementalist. Then, to everyone's astonishement, (w/e ownage's name is) Transformed into a lean-mean(sexy) fighting machine, punching Voltron in the stomach. Voltron then opened a portal into another dimension, and hoped in. The force was pulling everyone in, but Raven and (w/e ownage's name is). Everyone was puleld inside. Storm crow, weak and defenless, was the first to get pulled in. She clung to the edge of the portal, yelling for help. Raven *accidently* stepped on Storm's hands, and Storm was gone forever. Then Raven and (w/e ownager's name is) married and lived happily after after.

May my story R.I.P

Yen-lo-wang · Jul 19, 2005, 05:54 AM // 05:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm Crow

no

If you wanted to set up a storyline before others post then do it in the origonal post. This is an open RP forum, and if you didnt want others to post on your story then dont put it here, simple as that.

Actually, I do believe it's an RP forum, not open or closed. Which implies that it's whichever the author chooses.

Now shetup and let Divinity do his/her/it's work

Divinity · Jul 19, 2005, 06:00 AM // 06:00

Thank You!

Taalar · Jul 19, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23

*shows up out of the blue* I agree.. if someone wants to write a story for our enjoyment, trying to screw it up is the kind of thing I thought I would avoid by playing guild wars instead of diablo, or everquest. Getting kicks out of ruining someone elses fun is.. child like. Please start a new open rp post if you want to get involved. That Said, IMO, Divinity, you probably would have gotten a better response with calmer and more polite statements.

Storm Crow · Jul 21, 2005, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Maybe....maybe not

ownage of teh elite · Jul 21, 2005, 06:04 PM // 18:04

Are we still arguing here?

Teeeheee.

Oh and btw, storm, sorry for not posting in Sanjinu's thread for a bit.

Im a lazy bum right now.

I got a match in counter-strike rightyz nowz.

Buh Byez.

Ill reply to the thread l8r.

Storm Crow · Jul 21, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09

yea I was wondering why you were on but werent posting....

Storm Crow · Jul 22, 2005, 03:01 AM // 03:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divinity

May my story R.I.P

I refuse to let it RIP muahahahahaha!!

Storm Crow finally discovered a way to get back into her own demension. She lived in a cave for some time living off warthog meat and brackish water. Then she decided to get back into society. She killed everything that lived around her cave and got herself some nice new Pyromancer armor.

Meanwhile Vantie was becoming abusive to Raven. He was tired of her lame excuses for things not getting done. He having to do all the work himself, Vantie soon grew strong enough to kick Raven's fat lazy body to the curb. Raven became a beggar and is now living in a cardboard box in one of Ascalon's back alleys.

While buying some things down on the old market street one day Vantie noticed his old friend (or should I say daughter from reviving me with that ritual? oh and btw thanks for that

). He immediately went over and hugged her. He was amazed that she had made it back after being sucked through a demension-linking portal some 5 years back. She told her story of that evil place and he told her the story of being married to a lazy bum.

They are now living next door to one another in quaint little cottages in Ashford, visiting often. They share many stories and memories of their past in The Gods Army. The God's still talk to them occasionally, mentioning how they had helped save Ascalon and how thankful they were to them. And so it went on for many years, friend living next to friend, (or father living next to daughter??

) sharing coffee and old times. And to this day Alicia's eyes still sparkle with rememberance, as do Vantie's...

THE END

ownage of teh elite · Jul 22, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39

Vantie eventually divorced his lazy wife, raven.

He had expected many things from her, but of course, no children were needed, as he was only 15.

Vantie often visited his "daughter" who was actually older than him!

Bored, and wanting to do something exciting, vantie called sanjinu dalsworth and omega, on the imp-phone.

"Hello? May I speak to Sanjinu Dalsworth? Ah, yes, hello. Okay. Yes, bachelor party, 12:00 midnight, be there. Oh yes, yes. Sure. Okay. See you there."

Vantiel hung up the phone.

Later that night, Vantie and his friends held a bachelor party. Remembering the kiss that Sanjinu and Alicia held, in their prison cell, Vantie invited Alicia also. Vantiel was scheming a plan in his brilliant, necromantic mind.

And so, many beautiful elementalist and rangers came over. Vantiel even spotted cynn, and danced with her for a bit. But she seemed more interested in mhenlo, so Vantie decided to go say hello to devona. But after a bit of chat, vantie got bored. It wasn't until Eve came, that Vantiel felt happy. They talked a bit, remembering and reminenscing.

At the end of the party (5:00 pm the next day), Vantie was yet again, lone and single. So, Vantiel said his goodbyes. And walked off into the EDIT:SUNSET

Storm Crow · Jul 22, 2005, 05:12 PM // 17:12

how can you have a sunrise if it's 5 pm?

Omega_2005 · Jul 22, 2005, 05:58 PM // 17:58

he means sunset! quick! get the rubber out!

Storm Crow · Jul 22, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24

^^rubber here hopefully doesn't mean what I think it means....

Lorelei · Jul 22, 2005, 08:41 PM // 20:41

(OOC: It is certainly not the rubber that hits the road...)

Storm Crow · Jul 22, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02

that wasnt what I was thinking...you might have the same idea i do

ownage of teh elite · Jul 23, 2005, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Ehehehe...

I think I get what he means...

Sunset...

Darkness..

No ones around..

o_0

What does a man do?

0_o

Bust out the rubber.

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BTW

VANTIES BACK!

*Party Balloons*

Storm Crow · Jul 24, 2005, 08:42 PM // 20:42

*shudders*

YAY!!

Vanties back!! if hes really back post please!!

~Licia

Divinity · Jul 25, 2005, 08:55 PM // 20:55

day after day, Raven begged. Begged for money, begged for a home. She spent two years living on the streets. Until, a mysterious man offered her a magic necklace, if she would do him a few errands. Raven finished the man's errands swiftly, ripping out her arrow from the man's wife's body. Blood had splattered on her cheek, and her necklace. The necklace grew with an intense black light. Raven was enrathed with dark power, stronger then anyone man alive. She rose into the air, and hovered to Storm's and (vinne?) house. Using her dark magic, she grabbed (vinne?) house and threw it aside. Hearing the noise, Storm came running our screaming. Raven's eyes glowed white, and she threw out her arms and a dark blast came shooting from her hands. She hit Storm head on, and storm flew back 10 feet. Storm sprang back up on her feet, and casted a small fireball towards Raven. Raven moved out of the way, but couldn't escape the intense heat. The fireball had burned some of her coat, so she removed her long, dark blue cape. Storm charged at Raven, swinging her staff. Raven used her dark powers to grab her staff, and turn into dust. Smiling, Raven rose into the air and bgan casting a spell. Storm interupted her spell with another fireball. Tired of this childplay, Raven took ahold of Storm and rose her into the air, choking her. Just as Storm was breathing her last breaths, vantie came in and .. . . . ..

Swung his sword at Storm, cackling since he got the last hit. Then Raven used her dark powers to control Vannie so he would do whatever she said. . .

And they lived a happy, glorious, not to mention good sex-life!, life ever after.

ownage of teh elite · Jul 26, 2005, 01:36 PM // 13:36

VANTIE

Goddamnit!

V-A-N-T-I-E

Short for Vanatiel.

I am NOT V-I-N-N-Y.

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Raven was finished with Vanatiel sooner than expected. Vantie had dark powers also, as he too was a necromancer. Using his powers, he had KILLED raven, FOREVER, BLASTED, OBLIVERATED, KABOOM, DEAD.

Vantie then ressurected ALICIA STORMCROW and walked w/ V-A-N-T-I-E
to SANJINU DALSWORTH'S HOUSE, and lived happily ever after.

With no sex involved.

But yet a good life