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Aug 22, 2005, 03:00 PM // 15:00
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Imperial Fist
Profession: W/E
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Ode to Alesia
How humorous the Anet deisgners must be
To have a healer that heals neither you nor me. Trust that when our vile enemies dare to draw near Alesia will fight, of that you may have no fear! Its true that her attacks may do little damage While she bravely stands in the face of their rampage As I watch my health fall into steady decline I think, a healing spell about now would be fine But alas, Alesia is more patient than I And stands still contemplating the luminous sky Did I give her some hurtfull insult in the past That she should save healing me to the very last? As I lie watching my life seep into the earth I confess that I must question Alesia's worth For she could not find one second to save my life Yet now has 8 to rez me amid all this strife! So please Anet designers hear my only plea I know just the fix for the problem we all see You must either give Alesia a shield and axe Or change her AI to heal rather than attack Last edited by Thorivol Liadon; Aug 22, 2005 at 03:19 PM // 15:19.. |
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Aug 22, 2005, 03:28 PM // 15:28
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Guild: NOT-Nomads Of Turmoil
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nicely put....and considering I just experienced her "contemplation" issue last nite....fitting, so very fitting.
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Aug 22, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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Hey! spell her name right! its ALESIA not ALICIA. I looked at the title and quoting myself I said "WTF??"
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Aug 22, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Imperial Fist
Profession: W/E
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Ack! Well I wish I could defend myself - but no, I screwed up the title of the thread and can't seem to fix it. Can a moderator fix the title?
My humble appologies to all Alicia's everywhere. |
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Aug 23, 2005, 07:16 AM // 07:16
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jun 2005
Profession: R/Me
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good job
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Aug 25, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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Lol. That was nice. You should do one for them all.
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Aug 25, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Stockbridge, GA
Guild: Illustrious Chromatic Enigmas
Profession: W/Mo
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You have expressed my feelings ever more graciously than I could have. Her title should be "Doesn't Heal Henchman". Can I afford to leave town without her though? No, because at some point I am going to die and at least the HOPE of a resurrect is nice to have.
You know what would be an awesome side quest? Beat on Alesia. |
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