GW Professions - Poem.
Guild Wars Professions
The Warrior is noble and tough,
although he likes to aggro stuff...
He can be feeble and weak,
How does he take a leak?
The Ranger is mighty and Strong,
Though the profession is just plain wrong...
His only friend is a pet,
though he doesnt like the bill from the vet!
The Elementalist is feeble and gay,
Shame he had to dance this way...
He has alot of mana which keeps him going,
which he uses to keep Chirstmas snowing.
The Necromancer will suck your blood,
unless it tastes like mud...
Hes not a nice person he told me so,
so he will just have to go!
The Mesmer will shut you down,
But dont frown!
He likes to tap dance,
Does he come from France?
The Monk is holy and nice,
Though he comes at a big price.
Hes weak and dies,
I ask if hes a healer? He normally lies...
By Silly Ranger
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