Curse

gou · Sep 03, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59

I long time back I had a mate who was really into mainstream gangsta rap stuff, he adored coolio's gangsters paradise in particular and played it non-stop in his car much to my annoyance

as a result I inadvertently learned the lyrics...
again much to my annoyance

Well I was at work last night, day-dreaming and thinking about guildwars when gangsters paradise came on the radio and I found myself singing along, I couldn't remeber the lyrics entirely so I started ad-libbing a bit and well it made me chuckle so when I got home I quickly knocked this up.

link to a midi file if you wanna sing along :x
http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/blackf...s_paradise.mid

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left
coz I've been castin and laughin so long, that
even my guild-leader thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a noob you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
or you and your guildies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta though
As I grow I see myself in the flare smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little noobies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in dwayna's light

been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise

They got the situation, they got my faction
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the smiters
so I gotta be down with the hoh team
too much health bar watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with mending on my mind
got my focus in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a sup'd out gangka, solo trippin' banger
and my guildies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
death ain't nothing but a mouseclick away,
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say?
I'm level 3 now, but will I live to see level 4
the way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me
been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
minute after minute, hour after hour
everybody's rushing, but half of them ain't looking...at
what's going on in the arena, but I don't know what's twinkin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my monk is out of luck, fool

been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the gangka's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the gangka's paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me

Autumn_Leaf · Sep 03, 2005, 03:01 AM // 03:01

ad-libs are awesome. suggest you listen to Wierd Al ( did a parady of the song) omish paradise. funny

gou · Sep 03, 2005, 03:09 AM // 03:09

lol I will have to look that up

Axle_Fieshe · Sep 03, 2005, 05:12 AM // 05:12

thats just a rip off of Amish paradise, which is a rip off of some other song, lame

Mike Legend · Sep 13, 2005, 04:15 PM // 16:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axle_Fieshe

thats just a rip off of Amish paradise, which is a rip off of some other song, lame

It's called a "parody"

Ray · Sep 13, 2005, 05:34 PM // 17:34

Nice, lmao.

Tur713 · Sep 14, 2005, 05:07 AM // 05:07

I like it!

Hmmer · Sep 28, 2005, 07:00 PM // 19:00

im a artist myself , of the song trade (i prefer 2 keep my name secret 4 security) , im a normal personne and iven if i have the money for it i would need someones help and kindness 2 send me this intrumental version of gansta's heaven throw : skype or msn. thx u in advance just put in your adresse if u have it and are willing 2 send it

T1Cybernetic · Sep 30, 2005, 01:36 AM // 01:36

I smell a record deal in the near future,

JamieSkeen · Dec 03, 2005, 03:20 AM // 03:20

G-u-NOT GGgGgG U NOT!

Jamie Skeen Justin Thomas
-------------------------- Guild: SLC
Doomthegreat and jamieskeen ingame names
This is something, a test.. will record the actuall song later on in the year, this is a sit at home laugh test.. download, you'll like.

http://www.mwsi.net/GZA/Ganka's Paradise.wav