Curse

Synapse · Jan 12, 2006, 10:40 AM // 10:40

Earless but fearless, you kick him in the head with all your might. He falls over dead. You break off his fangs and rub them together and start a fire on his fur to warm up. Soon there is a raging fire going in the cave. The dancing orange glow has caught the attention of the local townspeople and they have sent a party to investigate. A heavily armed party approaches, do you:

A.) Go out to meet them and inquire as to the availability of a plastic surgeon.

B.) Go out to meet them wielding the flaming limb of the snow ettin.

C.) Take the flaming limb of the snow ettin and try to find another way out of the cave.

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 12, 2006, 07:56 PM // 19:56

You go meet wielding the flaming limb of the ettin. They dont seem very happy and and run towards you, yelling at you that you have just killed the great holy Gonk Gink, and are going to kill you for such an evil act. (not in those words)

do you:

a) run back to the cave, grab your ear and explore it, trying to find an exit

b) hold onto the burning limb and try to kill them all, crying out "i am the chosen one"

c) beg for mercy

d) try a diplomatic solution

e) try to do "that superman thing"

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by the way this thread rules.

Brother Doug · Jan 13, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00

B

Holding on to the burning limb with all of your might, you scream "I am the Chosen One!" Flinging it, you manage to knock down a group of townspeople. Uh oh, there goes your weapon. The townspeaple advance, weapons armed. Do you:

A) Attempt to grab the flaming arm back.
B) Scream like a madman and hope they go away.
C) Run back to the cave.
D) Do absolutely nothing.

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Nice...this is a great idea.

Symeon · Jan 13, 2006, 07:56 AM // 07:56

B) With the weapon flung behind the angry mob, and running away looking hopeless, you open your mouth to scream. What comes out is a thunderous roar that shakes the earth, the ground begins to crack, and a storm comes in the skies. The people fall through the crack, but you find that you just can't stop roarin'.

Do you:

A) Continue to stand there roaring forever.

B) Run along a path in the mountains still roaring, hoping you can find something that will make you stop.

C) Grab the flaming limb and shove it in your mouth.

D) Attempt to reason with you inner self, saying this is a joke and it's gone too far, could you please stop it.

E) Do nothing.

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 13, 2006, 03:10 PM // 15:10

You grab the flaming limb and shove it in your mouth, and the roaring stops, but unfortunately the limb is now deep down in your stomach, and it hurts a lot.

do you

a) Cry out " TRINITY, HELP ME IVE BEEN BUGGED"

b) run to the town and try to find something that helps

c) sit down and cry for your mum

d) ignore it. You are a strong hero after all.

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by the way this is gettin crazier from post to post...

Symeon · Jan 13, 2006, 05:12 PM // 17:12

D) You ignore it, believing sternly that you are strong enough to overcome it. Your stomach soon begins to lurch violently, and you begin choking unstoppably. The remnants of the limb come flying out of your mouth, but you are now on the verge of choking to death.

Do you:

1) Think inside your head this is all a dream.

2) Wonder why these horrible things happen in this world.

3) Repeatedly hit your stomach, for surely that would ease the pain.

4) Attempt to dance as that would be a great thing to do dieing.

5) Let yourself die, for it is the only way.

Synapse · Jan 13, 2006, 05:35 PM // 17:35

You sit down and wonder aloud why terrible things happen in this world. As if in answer, all the Gods come down and begin a round-table fingerpointing session about just who is responsible for this mess. They argue back and forth as you stare in wonder.....they don't even seem to notice you until you begin coughing uncontrollably. As you near death from lack of air Dwayna absent mindedly flips a hand in your general direction and you are completely healed, even both of your ears have been restored!
The Gods continue accusing one another for the sad state the world is in. Should you:

A.) Interupt them and state your opinion?

B.) Silently thank them for your good fortune and sneak away un-noticed?

C.) Ask them for a favor of vengance upon all your enemies?

Brother Doug · Jan 14, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00

B

Thanking Dwayna for her blessing, (and you new ears) you quietly sneak off. You find that you're back in the ice cave, and decide to explore. After wandering around a bit, you notice a few Grawl guarding a chest of some sort. It's made of solid ice, and has carvings of dragons and swords on it. Wow, that chest looks cool! 'I wonder what's inside?' you think. You:

A) Wander closer to the Grawl and their treasure.
B) Think you should head back to the arguing Gods. You've always hated Grawl anyway.
C) Keep exploring the cave; it's probably just a piece of old junk.

Symeon · Jan 14, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42

B) You turn around to head back to the Gods. Now you're fully shapen again, it would be better be secure than to risk body parts in a fight again. When you return, you find the Gods in the middle of a battle. Lyssa is baning Balthazar, while Melandru is using a skill you do not recognise to root Dwayna into the ground and then pummel her with arrows. Grenth looks to be sitting out.

Do you:

A) Make a team with Grenth and join in the jolly bout.

B) Decide that when Gods fight they do it amongst themselves, not mortals, and walk away.

C) Shout to Dwayna 'Tag me in' and leap in to fight Melandru.

D) Do the same for any other three of the Gods.

E) Go and talk to Grenth, wondering what is wrong with him.

F) Sit down and watch, picking up the random popcorn bag on the floor.

G) Be the referee, shouting 'FOUL' very often, resulting in a health penalty to the culprit.

H) Attack Grenth.

I) Charge in and attempt to take them all on.

(well....you're spoilt for choice

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Brother Doug · Jan 14, 2006, 01:03 PM // 13:03

(H) (This is getting crazier and crazier, but it's pretty interesting.)

While the rest of the Gods are being attacked, you run up to Grenth. As you unsheath your weapon, the God of Death laughs at you.

"You fool..." he says. "Why do you think no one challenges Death? It's because you cannot defeat Death! Now, see what happens when a mortal interferes with Gods!"

Grenth stretches out his hands, and the ground begins to quake. The other Gods briefly stop their fighting to watch what's happening. You stare in amazement as a glowing green vortex rips a section of the ground open. It begins to suck everything movable (except the Gods) into it. Uh oh...you decide to:

A) Let yourself be sucked into the mysterious vortex. It'll lead to new adventure!
B) Rally on the other Gods to fight Grenth. Maybe the vortex thingie will stop!
C) Run away! You don't care where, just away from that vortex!

FireFrenzy · Jan 14, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26

C) who was ever astupid enough to attack death anyways??

Grenth -suddenly wielding a sytche and a weaing a darkhood with 2 very BLUE eyes- calls after you "aaaaw common i havent had a propper dicussion in ages come back We'll back cookies and talk about life!!! MAN I'M SO BORED

do you A) g back and back cookies and try to figure out the meaning of death or B) keep running?

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 14, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34

gosh this thread is getting worst from post to post!

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you run for yoour life, and question your sanity. Grenth begins to throw giant cookies at you, but you manage to dodge them. When you finally are out of his range, you take a small break, and and think about what to do next

do you:

a) grab your cell phone and say "operator, i need an exit"

b) go back to grenth and apologize

c) just continue to walk

d) summon the spirit of your grandfather and ask him for help

e) just sit and wait. you are the chosen one, so something shall come up.

Queenie · Jan 17, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25

You continue to run away, you run far into the wilderness. Suddenly you notice a camp/outpost called "Marhans Grotto", you enter Marhans Grotto to find a bunch of warriors and necromancers have a argument you:

A) Join in the argument and start calling the necromancer a noob.
B) Dance with really hot elementalist.
C) Get drunk on Dwarven Ale
D) Craft 15k armor
E) Leave the Grotto.

Retribution X · Jan 17, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59

You decide to dance with the Ele, but she tries to viciously kill you! you,

A) Kill her on the spot.
B) bring her to the mursaat outside, and let them kill her.
C) kiss her and get a date.
D) Violently use the "No Mercy" rule and break every bone in her body.
E) Scream for help
F) slap her.

Symeon · Jan 17, 2006, 05:29 PM // 17:29

You scream for help (sarcastically), and she pulls out a wand from seemingly nowhere and starts hitting you hard on the back with it. Do you:

A) Howl in pain and fall to the floor (it hurts)
B) Start dancing, ignoring the pain
C) Tell her she's a right rebel and needs to sort out her attitudes
D) Take out your weapon and mercilessly kill her
E) Turn around and kiss her
F) Wave for help from the other people in the Grotto
G) Try to run away
H) Try to enjoy it.

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 17, 2006, 05:43 PM // 17:43

You kiss her softly, and she stops launching fireballs at you, and looks into your eyes, astonished. "you....you must be The One! Im ijn love with you! The oracle told me i would be in love with The One!"

you:

a) say "yeah, baby. I am the one. Wanna come drink a beer?

b) say "what are you talkin about?" punch her and leave

c) run away screaming

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 17, 2006, 06:05 PM // 18:05

oh sorry king. Was to slow

Symeon · Jan 17, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Symeon

E) Turn around and kiss her

Links on there anyway.

You run away screaming. Sure, the elementalist was hot, and she called you 'The One' which sounded really cool, but she was just some random crazy Grotto dancing chick, who didn't have anything special to offer but her ele-ness. So, you ran out of the Grotto, and are confronted by a huge incarnation of the girl. She is on fire, and her skin is dark, her teeth menacing. She rises up into the air, and looks as if she is about to fall down on you.

You:

A) Attempt to dodge as she comes down.
B) Rub your hands together and prepare for the burnin'.
C) Scream and do nothing.
D) Try to run back into the Grotto.
E) Try to talk her out of it, saying she is silly.
F) Take your weapon and hold it up, ready to impale her on it when she falls.

megalomaniac_mutant · Jan 17, 2006, 10:05 PM // 22:05

You attempt to dodge, but she simply grasps you with her huge hands, and says "you are the one! you cannot escape fate! you are bound to love me! you will marry me before the next sunrise, or you will die! If you flee, i will hunt you down, if you attempt to kill me, i wil crush you!"

You

a) scream "get away from me, you beast! i wont marry you"

b) say "sure. Tomorrow will be the day"

c) hit her over the head with a Candy cane that still was around from X-mas and run away.

Symeon · Jan 18, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13

Weary and not yourself, you say 'Sure...tomorrow will be the day.'
The fiery giant woman laughs insanely and starts swirling around, and she disappears over the mountain, still laughing,
You are now left on your own, and you will be married tomorrow to an insane ele chick who calls you The One. Do you:

A) Catch a boat from Port Sledge to Lions' Arch, where you can organise the wedding.
B) Scream 'This is all a dream!' and start hitting yourself, hoping the pain will wake you up.
C) Stay where you are and wait, you can get married in the Grotto.
D) Call for the Gods to help you.
E) Go hunting.