Curse

Arawan · Nov 26, 2006, 12:25 AM // 00:25

'Twas the Nightfall Before Wintersay,
and all through the land -
not a creature was living,
not even the worms of the sand.

The Quivers were hung by the fires with care,
in hopes that the Great Dwarf would soon be there.

The adventurers were nestled all snug in their camp,
while they dreamt visions of farming and 100% maps.

And Devona in her nightgown,
and I in my 15k fissure,
had just settled down for a little GW mischief.

When out of the woods there rose such a clatter,
I sprang up from bed (much tomy dismay) to see what was the matter.

away to the tent flap I flew like a yak,
tore open the canvas, and tripped face first with a thwack.

when out of nowhere came from behind my back,
but a minature sliegh, and 8 big dolyaks!

With a little old driver, so lightly and quick,
I brought out my bowq to Barrage this romatic-night-shattering pr**k

more rapid than griffons his herd did they came,
and he whistled then shouted and called them by name:

Now Smelly, now Muddy, now Spitty and Rank,
on Sweaty, on Dirty, on nappy and Frank!

I lowered my bow because the smell was too much,
I almost passed out from the grody bunch.

Devona came out and asked what was the matter.
I pointed at him just before my dinner was splattered.

"Don't mind the smell!" Said the stout little dwarf.
"I have presents for both of you, and then I shal be off!"

To Cynn and Mhenlo, he gave a gag, for when Cynn get out of hnad when she beings to nag.

To Devona he gave a signet whose name cannot be told,
for between me and her, it requires you be 18 years old.

To Aidan he gave a fresh set of clothes, after running around in the wilderness, why, I don't ewant to know

To Eve he gave a fat lump of coal,
and told her that raising minions is not nice at all.

To me he gave me every single green.
Even the Ghostly Hero's sword, whose drop I've never seen.

He mounted his yak-sleigh and rode off into the woods, shouting:
Now go beat up some stone summit, they're up to no good!

icedragon981 · Nov 26, 2006, 12:34 AM // 00:34

That....was....great.

Very nice work.

Elite Yakuza Yuki · Nov 26, 2006, 01:01 AM // 01:01

Nice! XD