Curse

Sli Ander · Dec 31, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

Though a time of the year full of festivities and much merry making, the Lion Guard has not been surprised to note an increase in petty crime concurrent with the appearance of the Infamous Grentches.

On the lookout for those with hearts 3 times too small, a loyal Lionguard answered a public disturbance call sent out by the merchant's quarter. Upon arrival the guard was shocked to find a person with a brain 3 sizes too small, a woman by the name of Kimberly apparently having slipped away from the watchful eyes of her Healers. She was found at the scene of the crime pelting young children and Merchants alike with snowballs, an occasional random passerby caught in the crossfire.

Crime knows no age boundary, as the Lionguard uncovered an illegal alcohol distribution ring later that day. Young 'Scrappy' Jhim was apprehended for the underage distribution of Spiked Eggnog. Due to his age, however, the law dictates that further details must be held until his parents can humiliate him publicly themselves. The Lionguard also questioned several other young children concerning the ring, but were unable to find other leads.

But the Lionguard is also known for their charitable acts during this wintery season, as can be evidenced by their warm welcome of Jack Lundunn. A man claiming to be fleeing his overbearing wife, Mr. Lundunn found himself in need of food, clothing, and shelter during these cold months. The Lionguard happily provided this man with an (open) empty cell.

To report any incidents during the Wintersday Festival, simply find the nearest Lionguard for assistance.

Pleasant Holidays,
Yours Truly,
The Scribe's Disowned, Estranged, Third Cousin Twice Removed on His Mother's Side

xiaotsu · Dec 31, 2006, 04:05 AM // 04:05

Lol. Kind of funny ^_^

Lay off him you wanna-be Scrooge's.

Mournblade · Dec 31, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09

Probably best posted in Lyssas Fiction forum, but still cute. =)

KESKI · Dec 31, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

man~
I was pretty wasted last night after that crazy party.
I woke up 2 feet under the snow next to a crying child.
He claimed I destroyed his snowman when I woke up under a pile of snow.
Now, I tried built the kid a new one, but I am just not snowman builder material, and when I tried to pay for my damage the kid told me "up urs a$$hole."

What should I do LionGuard??
Helpless LA Citizen

=Px'mass might be over, but new years is near, and having harmless fun is for everyday life.

Ken Dei · Dec 31, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51

Reality Check to you hum-bugs out there:

Christmas Day is well, 24 hours. However, the Holiday of Chritmas lasts for 12 days. Hence the song, "The 12 Days of Christmas."

So no, Christmas isn't "over"

Kit Engel · Dec 31, 2006, 09:33 AM // 09:33

I liked it, though I feel it would have been better received in Nolani, where most of the RPers putter around.

The op gets a cookie!

Ashleigh McMahon · Dec 31, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55

Moved to Lyssa's Fiction.

Was fun to read