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TRUEgamer · Jul 25, 2007, 02:43 PM // 14:43

Hey everybody!

Just like we said last week, this week marks the release of EPISODE SEVEN of STARNEWS23, a mock news machinima set in YOUR universe that makes fun of things that happened in YOUR world MONTHS ago.

If Master Togo is a dead horse, then we're the ones assigned to beat it regularly.

For starters, EPISODE SEVEN documents July's Dragon Festival. For intermediate viewers, it is also worth noting that there have been several changes to the series, marked partly by last week's release of episode 6.5. These changes include:

Staff changes: Promotions for Stillborn, Melody, Hurts (kind of) and a demotion for Bloody
Widescreen aspect ratio, and with it an ultra-high resolution render. Now you get to see the series at the same quality as the videos that are captured in-game
Other stuff you may notice here and there

Anyway, on with the links!

MySpace stream
Low quality download (38.2MB)
High quality download (85.4MB)
High definition download (226MB)

As always, for more episodes, don't hesitate to visit the official website.

This weekend, the creators of STARNEWS (both of us!) will be in Montreal attending GOONCON2007. I anticipate that a minor deal of writing for episode eight will begin at some point when we aren't being honkous dorks (highly improbable), but we're aiming high for two more releases before Eye of the North comes out. So be on the lookout for those.

And lastly, before I go, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

--Dustin Luca
Writer, producer, HAPPYcat Productions

Unlucky Slayer · Jul 25, 2007, 05:26 PM // 17:26

Very funny episode as always. Gives a whole new look at Canthan women. lol

Cant wait for the next episode.

Stalker Haras · Jul 25, 2007, 06:14 PM // 18:14

Lol...great episode once again. Although I missed the raging mesmer this time. :P

Jumping Is Uselss · Jul 25, 2007, 07:16 PM // 19:16

HAHAHA funny stuff about Kisu. What happened to Bloody? How come he is not assistant anchor?

BenjZee · Jul 25, 2007, 07:26 PM // 19:26

that was great

i love the "cant touch me im a spirit spammer"
No one will ever take kisu seriously again, lol i love the takign the mick outta the people shoutin about masks